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Posted April 02, 2019
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tinyE: "I know what it's called, but you're not supposed to blow."
This quote blows.

And by 'blows', I mean, well... you know. ;)
Posted April 02, 2019
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tinyE: "I know what it's called, but you're not supposed to blow."
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TwoHandedSword: This quote blows.

And by 'blows', I mean, well... you know. ;)
Hey man, I didn't say it.

I just had the complete lack of class to reprint it! :P
Posted April 02, 2019
"He who sleeps with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger."
Posted April 02, 2019
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tinyE: Hey man, I didn't say it.

I just had the complete lack of class to reprint it! :P
Well in that case, get back to class, you delinquent!

(And yeah, I knew that. The punster in me just couldn't resist.)
Posted April 02, 2019
Dark humor is like food, only some people get it - unknown
Posted April 04, 2019
“And they say the noise causes cancer,” - Donald J Trump
Posted April 04, 2019
The identity of the official whose alleged responsibility for this hypothetical oversight has been the subject of recent discussion is not shrouded in quite such impenetrable obscurity as certain previous disclosures may have led you to assume; but not to put too fine a point on it, the individual in question is, it may surprise you to learn, one whom your present interlocutor is in the habit of defining by means of the perpendicular pronoun.

Sir Humphrey
Posted April 05, 2019
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Posted April 05, 2019
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

— Billy Connolly
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