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Posted March 31, 2019
Every living person is both living and dying every day.
Posted March 31, 2019
"Hello, meine new dispatcher says there eez somezing wrong mit deine cable?"
"Yeah, come on in. I'm not really sure exactly what's really wrong with the cable."
"That's why they sent me, I am an expert."

-- Logjammin'
Posted March 31, 2019
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babark: "Ai, Ai" wailed Legolas, "A Balrog, a Balrog has come!"
Was deeply disappointed when this line was skipped from the movie.
But as a trade-off, Legolas got "Thery're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
Posted March 31, 2019
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." —Groucho Marx
Posted March 31, 2019
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TwoHandedSword: "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." —Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
Posted March 31, 2019
Most funny quotes, especially in games/gaming, are those from the Shadow Warrior FORTUNE COOKIES! I love those!

I even went and bought myself a few boxes from Lidl, during Asian Week Sales, but those weren't funny, only yummy...
Post edited March 31, 2019 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted March 31, 2019
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TwoHandedSword: "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." —Groucho Marx
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tinyE: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"..." —Harpo Marx
Posted March 31, 2019
"Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity." - Thor Heyerdahl
Posted March 31, 2019
"I know what it's called, but you're not supposed to blow."
Posted March 31, 2019
"Studies show that you are reading this" - aRealCyborg
Posted March 31, 2019
"I'm a vehement solipsist. I don't understand why no one else is." -- a friend of mine who hadn't realized how funny that statement was
Posted March 31, 2019
"I doubt you'll realistically find anyone who think that racism is a bad thing..."
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Posted March 31, 2019
Duke Nukem: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!"


Egon Spengler: "I collect spores, molds, and fungus."
Posted March 31, 2019
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Paraharaha: Duke Nukem: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!"

Egon Spengler: "I collect spores, molds, and fungus."
Ray: You mean you never even had a Slinky?

Egon: We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.
Posted March 31, 2019
“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
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