Posted March 15, 2016
yogsloth
GRAAAAAAH!!!!!
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
dedoporno
A bloody pirate!
Registered: Apr 2012
From Bulgaria
Posted March 15, 2016
Shit. Second take.
unvote
vote Leonard
unvote
vote Leonard
yogsloth
GRAAAAAAH!!!!!
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
Posted March 15, 2016
With unexpected speed, the group agreed, and pushed forward Leonard03.
“We’ve really got a real-life LAMIST this time. I promise,” said dedoporno solemnly.
“Very good, thank God. Oh thank God,” sighed the Dean. She reached back into her brassiere and once again removed the large handgun. “Dr. Dent, I am so sorry. If the LAMIST influence now stretches all the way to the UK, God help us all.” She began beckoning with the gun barrel toward the window.
“But love, it’s not me!” protested Leonard03. “I’m innocent! All I wanted to do was come to teach the young women here in the Colonies organizational management!”
Dean Sloth advanced slowly. Reaching out, she snatched Leonard03’s purse out of her hands.
“But but but.. Big Ben! Uh, Lorry drivers! Bangers and mash! Jellied eels!” she began to babble in terror. “Oh nooooooooo” her cry as she backed up to (and toppled out of) the window was punctuated by a loud THUD as she hit the garden below. Once again, Dean Sloth slammed the window closed, as the assembled faculty heard a faint “ooh, me ‘ed” from below.
Everyone crowded around the boardroom table as Dean Sloth cleared out a clean spot amongst the dried blood, smeared potatoes, and confetti. She dumped the contents of the purse out. “Let’s see what the contents of an evil purse look like!”
But all that landed on the desk were a few personal items and UFO-watcher tracts.
Leonard03 has been fired. She was: Dr. Leandra Dent, Professor of Logistics (TOWN VANILLA)
Everyone stared in horror to see how the Dean would react.
She stood, frozen to the spot, not a muscle moving.
Finally, she spoke: “Mmmmamurgle,” she said.
“Bahgaba,” she said.
“I…. gon baga ummmmugoom,” she said, one eye beginning to close and open rapidly. A slow trickle of blood began to drip from her left nostril.
Once again, the faculty backed away slowly and returned to their offices.
It is now night. Do yo thang, peeps.
Once again, let’s aim for a 24-hour night, with my humble appreciation.
__________________
FINAL DAY THREE VOTE COUNT
Leonard (5) Hunter, Dessimu, trent, flub, dedo
flub (1) Leonard
Not voting: CSPVG, cristi, HSL
__________________
“We’ve really got a real-life LAMIST this time. I promise,” said dedoporno solemnly.
“Very good, thank God. Oh thank God,” sighed the Dean. She reached back into her brassiere and once again removed the large handgun. “Dr. Dent, I am so sorry. If the LAMIST influence now stretches all the way to the UK, God help us all.” She began beckoning with the gun barrel toward the window.
“But love, it’s not me!” protested Leonard03. “I’m innocent! All I wanted to do was come to teach the young women here in the Colonies organizational management!”
Dean Sloth advanced slowly. Reaching out, she snatched Leonard03’s purse out of her hands.
“But but but.. Big Ben! Uh, Lorry drivers! Bangers and mash! Jellied eels!” she began to babble in terror. “Oh nooooooooo” her cry as she backed up to (and toppled out of) the window was punctuated by a loud THUD as she hit the garden below. Once again, Dean Sloth slammed the window closed, as the assembled faculty heard a faint “ooh, me ‘ed” from below.
Everyone crowded around the boardroom table as Dean Sloth cleared out a clean spot amongst the dried blood, smeared potatoes, and confetti. She dumped the contents of the purse out. “Let’s see what the contents of an evil purse look like!”
But all that landed on the desk were a few personal items and UFO-watcher tracts.
Leonard03 has been fired. She was: Dr. Leandra Dent, Professor of Logistics (TOWN VANILLA)
Everyone stared in horror to see how the Dean would react.
She stood, frozen to the spot, not a muscle moving.
Finally, she spoke: “Mmmmamurgle,” she said.
“Bahgaba,” she said.
“I…. gon baga ummmmugoom,” she said, one eye beginning to close and open rapidly. A slow trickle of blood began to drip from her left nostril.
Once again, the faculty backed away slowly and returned to their offices.
It is now night. Do yo thang, peeps.
Once again, let’s aim for a 24-hour night, with my humble appreciation.
__________________
FINAL DAY THREE VOTE COUNT
Leonard (5) Hunter, Dessimu, trent, flub, dedo
flub (1) Leonard
Not voting: CSPVG, cristi, HSL
__________________
yogsloth
GRAAAAAAH!!!!!
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
Posted March 16, 2016
Just a quick note - due to time issues on my end, it will be more than 24 hours. I'll try to get everything written up and launched early tonight my time zone. Sorry!
yogsloth
GRAAAAAAH!!!!!
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
cristigale
Yip Yip
Registered: Apr 2012
From United States
Posted March 17, 2016
No one dead except 8 dead squirrels...would not have guessed that.
flubbucket
"Intoning"
Registered: Dec 2012
From Micronesia
Posted March 17, 2016
dedoporno is town.
flubbucket
"Intoning"
Registered: Dec 2012
From Micronesia
Posted March 17, 2016
Quiet please....I'm trying to concentrate.
trentonlf
Easily amused
Registered: Apr 2014
From United States
Posted March 17, 2016
That means cristi, CSPVG, and Hyper are scum. Unless flub is somehow pulling the greatest scam we should have this locked up. Anyone have any thoughts before we lynch one of them?
Hunter65536
New GOGlin
Registered: Apr 2014
From India
flubbucket
"Intoning"
Registered: Dec 2012
From Micronesia
dedoporno
A bloody pirate!
Registered: Apr 2012
From Bulgaria
Posted March 17, 2016
Flub should be is legit. I'm the Town Tracker. He visited me. Will check in later since there is a lot to read. I got a bad read on N1 (as in mod error bad read) and have some revised flavour that may or may not change things. I'll have to go back and re-read some of the thread with this update in mind as well.
Hunter65536
New GOGlin
Registered: Apr 2014
From India
Mr...Desmond
Need a sandwich
Registered: Aug 2014
From Denmark
Posted March 17, 2016
Seems interesting. And creepy. Who would be so sick as to kill squirrels?! Was that some kind of voodoo magic?
@trentonlf - if you are town, and the last three players are supposed to be scum; who are you? I mean, this is the safest time to reveal yourself.
@trentonlf - if you are town, and the last three players are supposed to be scum; who are you? I mean, this is the safest time to reveal yourself.
cristigale
Yip Yip
Registered: Apr 2012
From United States
Posted March 17, 2016