^ makes cats happy by the virtue of just existing.

^ The Cat Returns in his favorite Ghibli movie.

^ He's a real cat daddy!

^ Always knows how to get that mad sweet pussy(cat), and kindly helps teach others how to do the same

^ He knows just how to cause the right lady fall in love with him within under thirty minutes.

^ ... and doesn't spend that much money on it!

^ He made a very good offer to purchase my Ferrari 296 (Type F171) GTB.

While watching Harry Potter (because my cat really likes the movies), I can't help but think that Hooyaah would make for a much more excellent defense against the dark arts teacher than any of the individuals that Dumbledore actually hires for the position.


"Expelliarmus!"

^ Our own guardian, defender, and conservator of moggies, is indeed wise, for even Dumbledore, the astucious wizard he is, was hard pressed to find the precise candidate, among the choices from which he had at his disposal.

EDIT: (brevity) Wizards tend to be a trifle too loquacious.

^He put sneezing powder in the fate determining hat with the result that all new students were sent to house Achoo!

^ He wanted me to respond to his ludicrous accusation with one word, "Gesundheit."

^ knows the true meaning of the Schnappi song.

^ Makes home brewed peppermint schnappi and peach schnappi, and kindly shares it with all who ask

Is responsible for Assassin's Creed Valhalla not getting the most awesome viking song ever.

neumi5694 knows all about viking songs and probably could recite the Þrymskviða in song form!