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Theme Hospital

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Theme Hospital
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital™, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the s...
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Product details
1997, Bullfrog Productions, ...
System requirements
Windows 10, 1.8 GHz, 2 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9.0c, 2 GB HDD...
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the staff want to play doctors and nurses together. No matter how you look at it, you're in control of a very sick hospital.

If there is one word that describes Theme Hospital then it has to be “hilarious.” Almost everything in this game is made with great dose of humour. You might think that someone's illness is not a laughing matter but wait till you see a patient with KingComplex dressed as Elvis or serious case of Hairyitis caused from prolonged exposure to the moon. Finding treatments for such diseases is a part of your job, but there’s no prescription to cure the insanity that may result from trying to figure out those cures. You start off small with an empty building, a few doctors, a general diagnostic, a pharmacy, a reception desk, and a few other necessities. From there it’s up to you to move your way up in the health care industry.

A hospital simulator is not something you might consider a good theme for a game but the guys from Bullfrog Productions were famous for creating innovative and fun titles from the craziest idea--and Theme Hospital no exception. This game is a piece of art and definitely the best “hospital” simulation so check it out. Our diagnosis: fun!

  • Polished & detailed management sim with extra helpings of crazy.
  • Hilarious humour will accompany you throughout the entire game, in this strange hospital of yours there is always something weird and funny going on.
  • Be everything the national health care system shouldn't be; there is no place for mercy and altruism in this game - you can’t buy yourself a new car with that, can you?

Multiplayer is available only over LAN.

© 1997, 2012 Electronic Arts Inc.

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This game is powered by DOSBox.
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (10, 11), Mac OS X (10.6.8)
Release date:
{{'1997-03-31T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Size:
166 MB

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Update (13 November 2024)
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Posted on: November 24, 2018

ASC-Rex

Verified owner

Games: 333 Reviews: 21

A game that never dies...

This game have been my favorit for ever. works on every win surface that I have ever used. Bullfrog made a nice and strong game. thanks to GOG to put it up so I could make this follow me in the rest of my life in digital. Good way to waste time. :D the game is stable and working every time. the annoying thing is thoes customers can´t just stay alive for some reason. ^^´ (remember to read about the disieases, funny as hell, the treatments too) A hint to them who don´t know the game that much. there are a bonus level in the game ;) if you can not get to it, try some cheat codes xD Every game had cheat codes in those days. :D happy gaming!


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Posted on: March 22, 2013

TimTim85

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Games: 285 Reviews: 4

Hospital management made funny

Classic from childhood. I like very much all kind of management games and this is not an exception. Humoristic ways to cure patients and most imaginable diseases merged with the hardship of trying to manage a hospital with ever growing flood of patients and their needs. And trying to keep the hospital running smoothly and profitable. But as the game progress, starts the repeat. Every new mission must be started from the scratch and every level has ever increasing victory conditions. Starting from the scratch isn't so bad, but the victory conditions just blow out of proportion. Later missions are, after you have made your hospital fully functional, mostly just waiting for the victory conditions to fulfill. It is not fun anymore when you have to just sit and wait to gain enough money before you can advance to the next mission. So the game is really good to the point, where everything is fully built and going smoothly. Good game and a classic. Just needs more variations to the victory conditions.


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Posted on: June 19, 2017

Slinking

Verified owner

Games: 80 Reviews: 3

Earthquake destroyed Theme Hospital

Theme Hospital is a fun game and I loved to manage. I enjoyed all aspects of the game, from managing, to designing, optimizing, and training. However, I HATE the fact that when a machinery is broken when an earthquake occurred, that space is lost, permanently, forever! I would much rather have the game give you the option to edit the room and remove it. To me, this concept ruins the game. I also dislike the fact that you can't control the flow of patients. I would think hospitals are run like a business, if the reputation of the hospital goes lower, there will be fewer patients. That wasn't the case, forcing me to start over when I made mistakes in the beginning. This game punishes you heavily on a flawed beginning. Overall, it's fun but it could be much better if that earthquake permanent removal is changed.


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Posted on: June 27, 2017

richardmv

Verified owner

Games: 328 Reviews: 1

Needed more time on the operating table

While I love the premise of Theme Hospital, there are so many glaring issues with the game that I couldn't play beyond a certain point. Rooms will spontaneously stop working, leaving a mass of patients piling up in the queue, maintanance staff often won't repair rooms without prompting, leaving you with broken, useless rooms (with no warnings to let you know that a room is no longer functional) in later levels. If there's an issue with your hospital, the game will frequently let you know that you aren't running things properly and that patients are complaining, but you'll never be informed of why (which is especially frustrating when everything seems to be running smoothly). The game will tell you that you need more radiators (even if you have them in every room), but there's never an indication of where or how many you need. The concept of the game is great; there's plenty to love about the construction options and how great it is when the hospital is running smoothly. But some levels drag on long after the player has 'finished' the hospital, and there's not quite enough variety in the conditions and construction to keep each level unique enough (especially when you begin each level with no completed reasearch). I appreciate this game for its place in the history of sim games and for it's style and quirkiness. But the myriad of issues that plague Theme Hospital make me feel like the history books are the only place it belongs today.


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Posted on: January 22, 2019

thetradge

Verified owner

Games: 10 Reviews: 2

Great for nostalgia's sake, but glitchy!

Right I'm going to start by saying I love, love, LOVE this game and always have, and it's exactly as I remember, trickier the further into the game you get, it's humorous and witty, and the same cheats exist to bail you out if you want to bypass the more challenging elements like a wuss. However on quite a few occasions now I have experienced the game glitching out on me, or just crashing altogether. You will occasionally get staff members or patients coding getting stuck, meaning their physical form is where it should be, but a second version of the same form stuck in one or two squares on the map, meaning you either have to reload from an earlier point in the game, or restart the level completely, which is just irritating. Granted these things were part of the game in the 90s as well, and it was by no means bug free, it's just hampered my playing experience more than it had when I was a kid.


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