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Theme Hospital

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Theme Hospital
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital™, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the s...
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Product details
1997, Bullfrog Productions, ...
System requirements
Windows 10, 1.8 GHz, 2 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9.0c, 2 GB HDD...
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the staff want to play doctors and nurses together. No matter how you look at it, you're in control of a very sick hospital.

If there is one word that describes Theme Hospital then it has to be “hilarious.” Almost everything in this game is made with great dose of humour. You might think that someone's illness is not a laughing matter but wait till you see a patient with KingComplex dressed as Elvis or serious case of Hairyitis caused from prolonged exposure to the moon. Finding treatments for such diseases is a part of your job, but there’s no prescription to cure the insanity that may result from trying to figure out those cures. You start off small with an empty building, a few doctors, a general diagnostic, a pharmacy, a reception desk, and a few other necessities. From there it’s up to you to move your way up in the health care industry.

A hospital simulator is not something you might consider a good theme for a game but the guys from Bullfrog Productions were famous for creating innovative and fun titles from the craziest idea--and Theme Hospital no exception. This game is a piece of art and definitely the best “hospital” simulation so check it out. Our diagnosis: fun!

  • Polished & detailed management sim with extra helpings of crazy.
  • Hilarious humour will accompany you throughout the entire game, in this strange hospital of yours there is always something weird and funny going on.
  • Be everything the national health care system shouldn't be; there is no place for mercy and altruism in this game - you can’t buy yourself a new car with that, can you?

Multiplayer is available only over LAN.

© 1997, 2012 Electronic Arts Inc.

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Minimum system requirements:

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY

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This game is powered by DOSBox.
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (10, 11), Mac OS X (10.6.8)
Release date:
{{'1997-03-31T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Size:
166 MB

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What improvements we made to this game:
Update (13 November 2024)
  • Validated stability
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Internal Update (21 March 2019)
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Posted on: April 19, 2012

RockyMM

Games: 82 Reviews: 1

A blast from past

Wow, I remember getting this game as a birthday present from my highschool friends. I spent sooooo much time with it. The only thing I did not like is that as it gets more challenging also it gets more repetitive. But its sense of humor is still unsurpassed for any sim (IMHO). The funny faces of doctors, the things you see they do to patients, poisoning epidemic with everybody vomiting around hospital so I have to hire double amount of janitors... Yeah... I had really good time with this game :)


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Posted on: November 20, 2012

Crusader_bin

Games: 131 Reviews: 8

Loved the game

One of my first games (after Earth 2140) that I actually bought. And only because they didn't have Tomb Rider :) Never regreted it, was - and is - very fun, most conditions are very uniqe and even simple ones that just reqire a drink can be reserached and are described in a funny way. There was a new game influenced by it that sucked, but I forgot the game, and also worth of noting is a free open source version of Theme Hospital by the name of CorsixTH (in beta phase, but check it out on youtube for example, I think it is downloadable too) http://code.google.com/p/corsix-th/


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Posted on: November 20, 2013

Kukulcan

Verified owner

Games: 321 Reviews: 10

A great classic and a great porting

I actually found it hard to believe at first but this game works perfectly on windows 7 and never crashes. I always tried to find a way to play this classic from my childhood but never managed to. Now here is your chance if you are in the same situation. For this price i would advice anyone to buy it.


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Posted on: August 3, 2014

Rossy131

Verified owner

Games: 20 Reviews: 5

Blast from the past

Every gamers favourite childhood game is this. One of the best classics Sim/Managing games out there with out a doubt. one of Bullfrogs finest. The game starts with a game board and each space on the game board is a level. Each level Puts you in a empty building and they all come in shapes and sizes. Its your job to build the best hospital you can out of these buildings. Each level gives you some goals you have to get right like you must end up with this much in your bank account by the end of the level. every level also comes with it joke illnesses like head inflated and tasks like cure these patients in this amount of time or else the reaper might come in to the hospital. The staff you hire are all jokes too especially the one liner receptionists. This game was the reason why I fell in love with sim/managing Games. So if you never played it buy it....... Its a steal at this price on GOG


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Posted on: August 14, 2018

Nible

Verified owner

Games: 7 Reviews: 1

Great Game that Became Quite Tedious

(Note: This was my first time with Theme Hospital, and I am a simulation/management game newbie) I really enjoyed my time with Theme Hospital! The challenge of managing my hospitals' facilities, finances and staff was a lot of fun, as the game provided just the right level of difficulty. Each level felt fresh as it either added new facilities to play with, introduced new gameplay mechanics or just put me in interesting scenarios. I failed a few levels, but I never felt frustrated and knew exactly what area I needed to improve in to succeed the second time around. The game's aesthetic and overall tone also made it very easy-to-digest and enjoyable. Theme Hospital overall just felt like a very polished and 'complete' game with a clear sense of direction. However, I decided to give up on Theme Hospital around three-quarters of the way in due to it becoming quite tedious. Once I had gotten a grip on all of the game's mechanics around halfway through, I was able to make pretty banging hospitals that ran without much input on my part. Levels in Theme Hospital end when you reach specified goals, such as a certain amount of income and reputation. In cases where you've 'figured out' the level, all that's left to do is WAIT, which can be excruciatingly boring due to the lack of a fast-forward button. As an example, my hospital in one of the last levels was apparently running perfectly, and all that was left to do was gaining more income. I decided to increase the prices of my services (as was suggested) to 110% - 120%, but I received very little feedback about whether that was effective or not; besides, it didn't make that much of an impact on my income rate. At that point, I practically had the game play itself for an hour until my hospital reached the set goal. I am quite a beginner when it comes to management games, so take this criticism with a grain of salt. Still, I recommend the game and wish it got a new and improved sequel.


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