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Theme Hospital

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4.7

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Theme Hospital
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital™, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the s...
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Product details
1997, Bullfrog Productions, ESRB Rating: Everyone...
System requirements
Windows 10, 1.8 GHz, 2 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9.0c, 2 GB HDD...
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the staff want to play doctors and nurses together. No matter how you look at it, you're in control of a very sick hospital.

If there is one word that describes Theme Hospital then it has to be “hilarious.” Almost everything in this game is made with great dose of humour. You might think that someone's illness is not a laughing matter but wait till you see a patient with KingComplex dressed as Elvis or serious case of Hairyitis caused from prolonged exposure to the moon. Finding treatments for such diseases is a part of your job, but there’s no prescription to cure the insanity that may result from trying to figure out those cures. You start off small with an empty building, a few doctors, a general diagnostic, a pharmacy, a reception desk, and a few other necessities. From there it’s up to you to move your way up in the health care industry.

A hospital simulator is not something you might consider a good theme for a game but the guys from Bullfrog Productions were famous for creating innovative and fun titles from the craziest idea--and Theme Hospital no exception. This game is a piece of art and definitely the best “hospital” simulation so check it out. Our diagnosis: fun!

  • Polished & detailed management sim with extra helpings of crazy.
  • Hilarious humour will accompany you throughout the entire game, in this strange hospital of yours there is always something weird and funny going on.
  • Be everything the national health care system shouldn't be; there is no place for mercy and altruism in this game - you can’t buy yourself a new car with that, can you?

Multiplayer is available only over LAN.

© 1997, 2012 Electronic Arts Inc.

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Minimum system requirements:

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY

This game is powered by DOSBox.
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (10, 11), Mac OS X (10.6.8)
Release date:
{{'1997-03-31T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Size:
166 MB
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Everyone (Comic Mischief)

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svenska
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Update (13 November 2024)
  • Validated stability
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Internal Update (21 March 2019)
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Posted on: June 7, 2021

Sharpshell

Verified owner

Games: 55 Reviews: 4

Classic

This game is as good now and it was then. Contemporary games could learn something from this kind of pure design.


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Posted on: February 10, 2013

alvorsam

Games: 137 Reviews: 5

Great fun until the latest levels

... then it becomes repetitive. I know that most of the folks who buy this, have played it before and therefore giving it a high rating, and don't get me wrong, I loved this game, but it isn't _that_ challenging, especially when it let's you "smack" every single patient that by now has filled up each cranny in the waiting room when they're full of flu and puking all over the area– and not be punished for it; the game just let you keep your business! And when I was at one of the last levels I found it too easy to get by... All the same, I did enjoy shooting the rats!!


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Posted on: June 10, 2015

dyrl

Verified owner

Games: 615 Reviews: 2

Theme Hospital + CorsixTH = heaven

A really fun game that is so good theres even a open source remake of it called CorsixTH. CorsixTH requires the original art and music assets to work. So this is where you still need to buy it in GoG. CorsixTH will enable you to play this game on OSX, Linux and Windows with a more updated UI and updates the game to work on more modern specs. With CorsixTh you can bring up a cheat menu in Theme Hospital by typing 24328 into the fax machine. Theme Hospital is a really fun hospital sim and one of the best sim games made by Maxis.


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Posted on: November 23, 2016

MissPatient28

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Games: 29 Reviews: 4

If Video Games and Comedy Had a Baby...

I think what I love most about this game is that much of the humour and absurdity is lost on anybody who doesn't go out of the way to notice it - it feels as much as a reward to those who do take note of the little things as it adds colour and depth to the make believe world the hospital exists in. In practical terms, the game is easy in most respects, but you do need to actively monitor your hospital to prevent all hell breaking loose so while it's not especially challenging, it has more than enough within the environment to keep your attention. It's strategic elements are what draw me to it the most, where to put the rooms to keep traffic flowing, where to put the chairs to have the most effect, how many staff members do you need before you have the number you need and not too many... It's an interesting and in-depth adventure. There will never be a time when I don't enjoy this game.


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Posted on: March 15, 2017

feamatar

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Games: 1002 Reviews: 13

Almost a great game...

This is a very entertaining game, a lighthearted take on hospital management full of crazy diseases. It is challenging and it has a lots of variety, and I think it is a must play for everyone who loves managerial games. It looked good in 1997 and it looks good in 2017 as well. The only thing that somewhat breaks the game are 3 things: 1. Earthquakes can destroy your equipment 2. Damaged equipement can explode 3. Rooms after explosion cannot be cleaned up. The first is annoying because it is present on every level. The second makes the game too micro managed. The third breaks it really, because combined with the above 2 it sucks out the fun of the game on later levels. This functionality is completely unnecessary, with this the game does not get more difficult, but more annoying. Aside from this, it is a great game and I suggest everyone to play it.


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