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Telltale Texas Hold'em

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3.7/5

( 21 Reviews )

3.7

21 Reviews

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Telltale Texas Hold'em
Description
Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles. This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity,...
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3.7/5

( 21 Reviews )

3.7

21 Reviews

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Product details
2005, Telltale, ...
System requirements
Windows 7, 1.5GHz processor, 256MB RAM, 32MB 3D-accelerated video card...
Time to beat
0.5 hMain
1.5 h Main + Sides
3 h Completionist
1.5 h All Styles
Description
Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.

This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying. Test your skills as you answer life's toughest questions...

Can you outsmart Harry Weinhead, the wily businessman and student of the game?
Can you humiliate Boris Krinkle, the tough guy with a heart of pure lead?
Can you groove with Theodore Dudebrough, slacker extraordinaire and just plain cool dude?
Can you even understand Grandma Shaky, the eccentric old coot who may be more dangerous than she looks?

Even if you've never played Texas Hold'em before, you'll learn everything you need to know, and you'll laugh learning it!

Software Code © 2016-2020 LCG Entertainment, Inc. Telltale, Telltale Games and the Telltale logo are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of LCG Entertainment, Inc.

System requirements
Minimum system requirements:
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
0.5 hMain
1.5 h Main + Sides
3 h Completionist
1.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
{{'2005-02-11T00:00:00+02:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0200 ' }}
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Size:
24 MB

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Posted on: October 11, 2024

browser_cat

Verified owner

Games: 97 Reviews: 1

Fun timewaster, but could've had more

While I enjoy this game more than most, the amount of content for this game is abysmal. It's a shame because I like the characters, their dialogue, and the general vibe, but there's only the one gamemode with the same characters, the major changes between hands coming down to who gets eliminated first. There's also a weird story thing with a character called "Artie Flopshark". He is frequently mentioned but never seen or competed against. I think he would have made for a fun final boss. It's not terrible he's not present, but it would be better if he was a real entity. All that being said I did genuinely get a lot of value from this game as a good, simple timewaster, with some charasmatic (imo) characters and chill vibes. I would purchase it again, but I can't neccessarily recommend anyone else does. I would like to end this review with this: Yes, I am aware this game is dirt cheap. but it still released for money, and has less content than a lot of cheap games.


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Posted on: December 30, 2024

lchiodi

Verified owner

Games: 39 Reviews: 1

Fun and fair

I like this game because since there are no interests behind it you are almost guaranteed that the computer will not cheat. In any other online or smartphone game you cannot be sure because there is always the interest for you to lose.


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Posted on: June 18, 2025

MoofyBot

Verified owner

Games: 32 Reviews: 1

Decent Poker Game

Its poker with some comedically written characters. It's a good 10 minute game to boot up but there is some hand comparison bugs that are in the player's favor so it's not entirely fair.


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Posted on: July 11, 2025

line1976

Verified owner

Games: 32 Reviews: 2

bugged after 1 tornament

after 1 tournament i could not see the table. it was all white exept my own 2 cards


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Posted on: July 11, 2025

Legion265

Verified owner

Games: 291 Reviews: 1

Poker game, but it's not "Poker Night"

It's classis Texas Holde'em, so if you like poker you gone enjoy it. But if you played other Telltale poker games on other platforms (i mean Poker Nights) you will feel like me that something is missing. That "something" is characters with personality. Fellas in this games aren't so interesting, they are archetypes. But after all maybe you are not here for interesting conversation and quotes from your SI opponents and you just want to play poker without any chance of losing your parents house. In that case - that's games for you.


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