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Telltale Texas Hold'em

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3.8/5

( 21 Reviews )

3.8

21 Reviews

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Telltale Texas Hold'em
Description
Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles. This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity,...
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3.8/5

( 21 Reviews )

3.8

21 Reviews

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Product details
2005, Telltale, ...
System requirements
Windows 7, 1.5GHz processor, 256MB RAM, 32MB 3D-accelerated video card...
Time to beat
0.5 hMain
1.5 h Main + Sides
3 h Completionist
1.5 h All Styles
Description
Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.

This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying. Test your skills as you answer life's toughest questions...

Can you outsmart Harry Weinhead, the wily businessman and student of the game?
Can you humiliate Boris Krinkle, the tough guy with a heart of pure lead?
Can you groove with Theodore Dudebrough, slacker extraordinaire and just plain cool dude?
Can you even understand Grandma Shaky, the eccentric old coot who may be more dangerous than she looks?

Even if you've never played Texas Hold'em before, you'll learn everything you need to know, and you'll laugh learning it!

Software Code © 2016-2020 LCG Entertainment, Inc. Telltale, Telltale Games and the Telltale logo are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of LCG Entertainment, Inc.

System requirements
Minimum system requirements:
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
0.5 hMain
1.5 h Main + Sides
3 h Completionist
1.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
{{'2005-02-11T00:00:00+02:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0200 ' }}
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Size:
24 MB

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Posted on: May 4, 2023

jcchurch

Verified owner

Games: Reviews: 5

$0.99 to learn that I'm bad at poker.

So I paid 99 cents to learn that I'm bad at poker, which I think is well worth the investment. I could have learned this on a cruise ship and came home with nothing. So let's talk about the game. It's short. Everyone starts with $10,000 dollars. There are always the same four opponents and they all have a unique (but always predictable) poker strategy. Their jokes start to repeat after just a few plays and the difficulty isn't that high. That's pretty much it. The voice acting is good. It's worth 99 cents to scratch the poker itch.


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Posted on: June 20, 2021

Funny, but not poker

The only reason to play the game is the characters. They have a lot of funny lines. They represent the standard poker game tropes: There's a tight player, an aggressive player, one who bluffs too often, and one who angle shoots. You start with 50 big blinds, but they increase quickly and the AI's decision making seems to be totally random at times, meaning you will have to catch a lot of cards to win.


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Posted on: August 23, 2023

Crayons1920

Verified owner

Games: 1305 Reviews: 27

Great little game

You play Texas Hold'Em, I wish they had a save game to come back later, Achievements and more money in your hand to play longer, great game to learn about poker


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Posted on: April 4, 2024

slatertex

Verified owner

Games: 594 Reviews: 7

Cheap but good little poker game!

So you filtered by price, and this one came up...is it worth it? For $0.99 (or your nations equivalant) the answer is YES! Its basic Texas Hold'Em Poker, with no variation to the games (except skipping the NPCs jabber). But, each NPC has a different style of play. Yes, you can bluff most hands and scare them off...most of the time. But you will appreciate the personalities after a couple of play throughs. The graphics are dated, but the game should play on most Windows machines...and it's fun! (if you like Texas Hold Em, that is). You can play a hand or a whole tournament, whenever you desire...for a low price. So don't bother waiting for this to go on sale, unless you are tight on funds. And if you don't know how to play Texas Hold em Poker already...this is a great learning game. This is one of my go-to games when I have 5-10 minutes to kill.


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Posted on: August 29, 2024

redhawk65

Verified owner

Games: 101 Reviews: 1

Good distraction

Simple game. Good distraction when bored.


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