Posted on: August 15, 2025

indleking
Verified ownerGames: 9 Reviews: 2
really hard n fun
i try i try, i try again. hopefully you will have more success than I.
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Posted on: August 15, 2025
indleking
Verified ownerGames: 9 Reviews: 2
really hard n fun
i try i try, i try again. hopefully you will have more success than I.
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Posted on: August 31, 2025
letztens
Verified ownerGames: 3 Reviews: 1
"Noita"is Finish for both: "FY"and"ILY"
Great game. 100 000k health will not help you survive as a sheep. And whoever named those wands "budget" seems to not have had a life. pick your generation of cpu - this game will run both smooth and at 1fps on a 486 DX4 and a 96core ryzen. timeless piece of ... freaking telemage thanks for that btw... ART.
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Posted on: September 27, 2019
Early Access reviewdorantor
Verified ownerGames: 95 Reviews: 1
Make it available for other platforms!
Not having much time to play games, usually I can(and will!) wishlist game and wait for discount. But not this time :) I knew it's not finished(bugs expected and less content) and I can see it "windows only", but concept and videos are SO gorgeous.. I decided to support devs and give it a try(with my Mac). Well.. I was unable to play it on my Mac, but I hope I will be able to do it later :) Currently I managed to get to Noita fire logo and message from devs(in game) about "loading is taking forever". After exiting with space bar all consequent runs just crashes. Devs! You made so attractive concept! Please, make it playable on other platforms! At least somewhere at release point.
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Posted on: October 26, 2019
Early Access reviewBubblyGlassBall
Verified ownerGames: 99 Reviews: 1
Truly Amazing
While the physics are incredible, what really keeps me playing is the depth of wand customization. There is so much potential to create powerful wands of all kinds. The game is unforgiving, but I personally like it that way. Noita is well worth your time.
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Posted on: November 2, 2019
Early Access reviewOzzy_Percher
Verified ownerGames: 121 Reviews: 2
Really fun and slightly terrifying
Long story short, Noita is a fun game. The atmosphere is dark and foreboding, yet you have these dinky little customizable sticks that are capable of indescribable destruction. I highly recommend this game to anyone who's looking for something fun to play. Fair warning, though: IF YOU HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STEER CLEAR OF THIS GAME.
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