Posted on: January 8, 2023

reh

Games: 119 Reviews: 3

Sheer, uninspired dullness.

It's not even funny how dull and shallow this game is. It's no wonder people can only talk about bugs in this pile of manure as they are literally the only distinctive thing about this game. Games with more severe bugs used to get a pass because they at least had anything else going for them, like a memorable character, quest or interesting gameplay mechanic. It's a remarkable achievement to create something so absolutely devoid of any inspiration, vision, not even one singular spark of brilliance. So bizzare at the same time as Witcher 3 was overflowing with those things. Maybe it's the result of everyone with any intelligence and intergity leaving this cesspool of crunch and mediocrity that cdpr had become.

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Posted on: January 9, 2023

Cepheus01

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Games: 190 Reviews: 2

Broken since inception

I mean, two years later and the game is finally better optimized for all the platforms, but honestly, the story is so sh*t that even those great performance improvements still won't fix this horrible game's story. Honestly, they should've trashed this game mid development.

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Posted on: July 31, 2023

Selazar

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Games: 658 Reviews: 6

Three Years later and I am dissapointed

The game look great. That's about it or at least that's the positive thing I have to say about it. I read articles that say that the game was finally in the good graces of gamers at Steam but I can't understand why? Everything this game does was done better by another company that took a crack at an open world game. Even if CDPR planned on making this the best Cyberpunk game they could it feels half-assed even without the shitshow that was their launch. And I wanted this game to be good, more than I care to admit. I loved the Witcher and I loved the third installment (although I never finished it) and I thought that this could be a Red Dead Redemption 2 sort of game from CDPR. But alas it is not. Not even close. Three years after launch, there are still numerous bugs and crashes so much so that I just play the game to get it over with. Just so I feel less stupid for having to spend money on this when it came out. I don't even know why I am writing this review. Ever since this was spewed out of CDPR I feel like there is no more chances that an actual good game can be created that won't be disappointing for one reason or another (be it performance, DLCs or in game purchase bullshit). Even the story is just unloaded onto you, including all the different words that are used in this universe. And if you are like me you'll have a hard time adjusting until you understand what the hell any of it means. I guess my best example is that I didn't understand what "ADS" meant when looking at scopes for guns, until I read in a description of a sniper rifle that this meant aiming down sights. But this wasn't an explanation. It was just flavor text and I accidentally read it. Because ADS was not in the glossary. Go figure. But at least i know what a choom is. Huzzah! So if you would ask me if this game is worth buying, the answer is simple. No. Watch a Let's Play instead and spend your money on something that makes you happy or at least gives you the feeling of a good investment.

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Posted on: September 27, 2023

Jelly_Cherry

Games: 7 Reviews: 1

Не советую покупать

They don't even let you write a review on Steam. I played on the release, knowing about large numbers of bugs, I didn't pay much attention to them. Now, having entered the update 2.0, in anticipation of a more polished game, in an hour of play I notice not only strange bot bugs, but also stupid flaws (an invisible wall on one side, and a brick wall on the other). I am no longer surprised by crooked games from 2021. And trailers about the local police are generally jokes, you go into the store, she forgets about you right away, although a policeman is standing half a meter away. Update for the release of DLS, money is money.

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Posted on: October 4, 2023

ItsBigIan

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Games: 1214 Reviews: 1

Crimnally Dull

I don't know how it's possible to make a game this boring. Some games have at least a little bit of fun, just by accident. Somehow, Cyberpunk 2077 fails to even win in this gamble. The core gameplay of Cyberpunk 2077 is wandering around talking to people. Go to a place and talk to a guy; they'll send you to talk to another guy while that second guy is talking, he'll walk around a bit so you have to follow him; now, go talk to a third guy, but watch out; the third guy told you to go back to the second guy; eventually you get to sneak into a small garage and look at a pie. Nice pie. Now go back to all the other guys, sometimes they move around a bit. Congratulations, you're now 20 hours into Cyberpunk 2077 first side quest. No thanks.

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