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Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels

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3.8/5

( 48 Reviews )

3.8

48 Reviews

English & 1 more
5.995.99
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Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels
Description
Mature content notice: Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, nudity and is intended for mature audiences. The sequel: Biing! 2 is included with the game as a bonus goodie. Available only in German. Whacky, graphically brilliant, extremely funny and in...
Genre:
Simulation - Strategy - Comedy
Tags:
Strategy, Classic, Simulation, Funny, Point&Click, show 8 more... Sexual Content, Mature, Nudity, NSFW, Comedy, Dark Comedy, Good Old Game, Only On GOG
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3.8/5

( 48 Reviews )

3.8

48 Reviews

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Product details
1995, reLINE Software, ...
System requirements
Windows 10, 1.8 GHz, 2 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9, 1 GB available space...
Description

Mature content notice: Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, nudity and is intended for mature audiences.


The sequel: Biing! 2 is included with the game as a bonus goodie. Available only in German.



Whacky, graphically brilliant, extremely funny and incredibly entertaining, that was the judgement of the specialized press about BIING!. Of course you, as the manager of “Brainworm Memorial” should know exactly what’s important in modern medicine nowadays!

Specialists with a golf handicap under 50? 
Definitely qualified!

Nurses with an education level below 3 and a bust less than 100?
Highly unqualified.

After all, you have to offer something to your patients. Only a satisfied customer pays the steep bill with a dreamy smile and returns. And only a healthy bank account allows you to buy the necessary medical hardware, like an ambulance and the operating theater. Well - the golf course could also use a renovation. 

Let’s hope you will never be admitted to this hospital. After all, we don’t take responsibility for your physical and mental integrity.
In case of risks and side effects, please take your doctor to the pharmacist and not to us!
 
Goodies
Biing! 2: Sonne, Strand und heiße Nächte [DE] Concept Arts Manual (DE) Biing! Uncensored version - German language only
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This game is powered by DOSBox.
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
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Game details
Genre:
Simulation - Strategy - Comedy
Tags:
Strategy, Classic, Simulation, Funny, Point&Click, show 8 more... Sexual Content, Mature, Nudity, NSFW, Comedy, Dark Comedy, Good Old Game, Only On GOG
Works on:
Windows (10, 11), Linux (Ubuntu 20.04, Ubuntu 22.04), Mac OS X (10.11+)
Release date:
{{'1995-01-01T00:00:00+02:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0200 ' }}
Company:
reLINE Software / Biing-Fansite
Size:
460 MB
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Changelog (13 November 2024)
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User reviews

Posted on: September 30, 2023

HyperDebtRay

Verified owner

Games: 180 Reviews: 18

Lectured in the first 5 minutes.

Not only do they think you're stupid in the intro crawl when they assume you can not separate medical satire from reality, they have the audacity to lecture you on how important nurses are in the real world, the developers can kiss my butt. The gameplay is trash, the risque pinups is just bait to lure you into medical micromanagement hell.

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Posted on: January 6, 2024

Cologno

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Games: Reviews: 6

Makes wokesters mad. All that matters.

Blah blah blah big boobs meme stuff gog likes degeneracy. blah blah blah

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Posted on: February 28, 2020

Beato_De_San_Valen

Verified owner

Games: 6 Reviews: 1

Add one more add language pliise!

Love this game, but add Russian language for more a comfortable play!

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Posted on: September 29, 2023

JMayer70

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Games: 504 Reviews: 211

Absolute bilge.....

And all those five star reviews for this turkey turd prove what a bunch of loonies, absolute raving, gibbering loonies, all the "GOG five star nutter brigades" really are. Especially the dumb perv who said "90000 stars". Now five-star loonies, hit the no button, this'll be up to "1 out of 1000 found this helpful within days"! Even though I'm right, and you're all a bunch of raving loonies. Better still, have woke censorship fight your battle. Hit the report button! I'm sure Falran will be round to service you, pronto!

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Posted on: March 7, 2020

pilgrimm

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Games: 249 Reviews: 8

Waiting for Biing! 2

Honestly, I don't really care about this game. Bought it only to stimulate the release of its sequel on GOG. Hope this ever happens! Thumbs up for the Biing! 2

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