Posted on: May 8, 2025
BusterKnarke
Verified ownerGames: 37 Reviews: 1
A pearl of its kind
I love it. Plazed it for 40 hours alreadz over the past years. Its best in German :)
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Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels
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Mature content notice: Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
The sequel: Biing! 2 is included with the game as a bonus goodie. Available only in German.
Whacky, graphically brilliant, extremely funny and incredibly entertaining, that was the judgement of the specialized press about BIING!. Of course you, as the manager of “Brainworm Memorial” should know exactly what’s important in modern medicine nowadays!
Specialists with a golf handicap under 50?
Definitely qualified!
Nurses with an education level below 3 and a bust less than 100?
Highly unqualified.
After all, you have to offer something to your patients. Only a satisfied customer pays the steep bill with a dreamy smile and returns. And only a healthy bank account allows you to buy the necessary medical hardware, like an ambulance and the operating theater. Well - the golf course could also use a renovation.
Let’s hope you will never be admitted to this hospital. After all, we don’t take responsibility for your physical and mental integrity.
In case of risks and side effects, please take your doctor to the pharmacist and not to us!
Goodies
Biing! 2: Sonne, Strand und heiße Nächte [DE]
Concept Arts
Manual (DE)
Biing! Uncensored version - German language only
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Posted on: July 21, 2024
R4Zi3L
Verified ownerGames: 383 Reviews: 34
if only there was a good game behind art
very much a tech demo, or amiga scene demo
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Posted on: January 29, 2024
mathemagicianizer
Games: 30 Reviews: 20
Game: 1/10 Erotic 1/10
First off, the game aspect is so incredibly hard you have to do some serious research online to get any traction. Most of the guides online are in German which is another problem. Even if you get to the advanced levels there's so much to manage and keep track of it's really hard to try out the extra rooms. And if you do manage to unlock a new area, your best hope is rather cartoonish images. Like water balloons stuck on a chest with a red dot on them. It's a disappointing prize for far too much work. It didn't take long before I was wishing for something different.
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Posted on: February 6, 2021
ScrotumHumanum
Verified ownerGames: 571 Reviews: 81
GER that was inspired of Teresa Orlowski
The game itself is quite basic, but the 2D GFX are amazing, its a dos and Amiga game, think it only got translated to English on the PC CD dos version , could be wrong anyway its a cult classic must have.
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Posted on: February 18, 2020
SignsOfThePast
Verified ownerGames: 1258 Reviews: 8
Das wär Ihr Preis gewesen!
Thank you for this mad german classic!
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