Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels

I am sorry, but I feel like I should bring a bucket of cold water to the review section, or else more people could follow in my footsteps, and buy a game they won't enjoy. Yes, the art is gorgeous, and the humour is there (some of the treatments your doctors propose are quite hilarious, and the game seems to keep the tone consistently). Sadly, this is all the praise I can give to Biing. First of all, the game is obnoxious. Stay on any screen for a minute or two, and you'll be bombarded by a cacophony of sounds, most of which you'll never figure out what they are supposed to be or why they are playing at that moment. This goes hand in hand with the UI, which isn't just unwieldy, but often doesn't give info where it should, and sometimes gives no info at all. Why when adjusting the numbers for your pricing, one of the values has to go up to raise your fees, but all the others must aim for the lower numbers to achieve the same effect? Is it a bug? Who knows! Good luck figuring it out. Why is there no good way to see expenditures and income in a single sheet? You'll switch back and forth between screens trying to accomplish incredibly basic tasks. The gameplay isn't any better. Why is the number of patients on a huge, random range (apparently german guides even suggest to save/reload if you don't get enough patients)? Why do we start with basically no money and no margins for errors (you'll have to spend almost all your money to set things up on the very first day, with no way to loan money or anything of the sorts, risking bankruptcy immediately). The worst thing, however, is that the game forces you to micromanage, so you'll have to wait in real time for doctors to start visiting (after YOU accept patients in the waiting room, and then call them to the doctor). Most of this is solved by clicking the icon which appear when something needs your attention, but at that point, why no automation? If micromanagement isn't your wet dream, avoid at all costs.

I went to hire some more nurses and all of their resumes had photos of them with DD melons or bigger. I hired them all and now i'm in minus profit. Btw even though this is a hospital sim, the aim of this game is to make as much money as possible. Overall, 10/10 game for fellow bimbo enjoyers.

I had this back in 90s, but lost my CD after I moved. So I am happy to find here on GOG. The game doesn't take itself too serious, but you should. Though it is filled with lots of sometimes pubertal humour, this game can be pretty tough to master and is overall challenging. But I can remember still having some good laughs while losing, so I never did regret playing. I guess I am still kind of a teenager sometimes...I wonder what my doctor would say...;)

Biing is kind of ... satirical "Tycoon" game, where you manage clinic by hiring staff, handling supplies and expanding your enterprise by new services. In reality, game is micromanagenent hell, where you must personally click and check everything thats going on here, because no automation is present. The more rooms you have, the more clicking is waiting for you. It goes "well" with fact, that interface isnt very intuitive and you need some trials and error to actually understand, how to correctly do theretically easy tasks, like managing staff. Hand drawn artwork goes with oldschool, lightly erotic style what is ok, but no exceptional. Humor is ... debatable. Few staffers descriptions are a bit funny, tho. I've notice our German friends have a very fond memories about this production, but I barely see anything interesting here. Sorry folks.

You`re the boss of a hospital and have to basically `boss` it! You have to do almost everything, from buying or renting to plots, to buying a building for the plots to employing the staff and everything else. Very indpeth. What I like the most about it doesn`t give a toss for political correctness. It`s a game for the lads who like tit and bum and nekkid ladies, as I do. And it really don`t care. It`s a breath of frsh air. Of course it`s not going to please certain people, so just don`t buy if this would offend you. Sounds are basic. Artworks pretty ok, although I wonder if I can mod this to add my own? It`ll keep you busy in management and when you get bored, you got a lot of ladies to drool over!