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Armed and Dangerous®

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4.1/5

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4.1

27 Reviews

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Armed and Dangerous®
Description
Meet the Lionhearts. A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels embark on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they're destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world...
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4.1/5

( 27 Reviews )

4.1

27 Reviews

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Product details
2003, Lucasfilm, ESRB Rating: Teen...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 1.8 GHz, 1 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9...
Time to beat
6 hMain
7.5 h Main + Sides
9.5 h Completionist
6.5 h All Styles
Description
Meet the Lionhearts. A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels embark on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they're destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world... if they don't burn it down first.
  • Navigate through a richly entertaining story with your smack-talkin' partners in crime.
  • Explore five diverse environments including icy and snowy regions, mountains with breathtaking vistas, deep and foreboding woods, and rain-spattered cliffs.
  • Take down wicked enemies like half-man, half-animal Grunts, eliminator droids, wall-smashing Goliaths, evil monks and wild twiglets.
  • Shoot your way through 21 action-packed missions.
  • Brandish over 17 outlandish weapons like the Topsy-Turvy, the Vindaloo Rocket Launcher, or the World's Smallest Black Hole and the Land Shark Gun.

© 2003 Lucasfilm Ltd. & TM or ® as indicated. All rights reserved. Used under authorization. LucasArts and the LucasArts logo are registered trademarks of Lucasfilm Ltd.

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DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
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Time to beat
6 hMain
7.5 h Main + Sides
9.5 h Completionist
6.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
{{'2003-12-02T00:00:00+02:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0200 ' }}
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Size:
2.7 GB
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Teen (Violence, Mild Language, Crude Humor)

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Posted on: May 18, 2022

LATESTACORONATA

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A game that did not age well

Armed and Dangerous: a long, third person shooter that comes directly from the 2000's era of console game ( which I personally really not enjoy). Although it may have been enjoyable in its time, the game feels.. clunky, repetitive and its humour, despite being sometimes funny, can be truly enjoy only by teenagers or fans ( which is not a bad thing, all thing considered). All in all, it's not a terrible game... but, although simple, and therefore should easily withstand the test of time, the game mechanics are really outdated. Besides that, story and settings are nothing to write home about but not, again, bad... just meh. So, worth buying? mmmm yes but this game comes with a lot of things attached to it that may discourage the new players. So, don't expect a great game. Usually I make a pun on my reviews but this game is Dangerously un-armed ( ....I know) of any feature that could make worth your while.


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Posted on: November 28, 2021

Arwing20

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Games: 48 Reviews: 10

Not a Classic

I remember enjoying this very much as a kid and it still is brainless fun but it hasn't aged well. The humour also I remember enjoying as a kid but as an adult.....its outright garbage, found myself skipping the cutscenes all together. Definetly consider getting it at a discount if you want some fun run and gun retro carnage


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Posted on: May 25, 2021

elephntindaroom

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Games: 882 Reviews: 1

Armed and Dangerous with dissapointments

The game is a let down but IT'S NOT A BAD GAME! Pros: Funny cutscenes, great dialogue, creative weapons Cons: A bit repetitive, frustrating difficulty and recycled enemies


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Posted on: June 9, 2017

kidi1

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Games: 418 Reviews: 1

Black screen after launch

i bought thiis game and all i have is black screen after launch on Win 10. Give my money back or solve it.


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