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Armed and Dangerous®

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4.1/5

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4.1

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Armed and Dangerous®
Description
Meet the Lionhearts. A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels embark on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they're destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world...
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4.1/5

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4.1

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Product details
2003, Lucasfilm, ESRB Rating: Teen...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 1.8 GHz, 1 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9...
Time to beat
6 hMain
7.5 h Main + Sides
9.5 h Completionist
6.5 h All Styles
Description
Meet the Lionhearts. A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels embark on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they're destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world... if they don't burn it down first.
  • Navigate through a richly entertaining story with your smack-talkin' partners in crime.
  • Explore five diverse environments including icy and snowy regions, mountains with breathtaking vistas, deep and foreboding woods, and rain-spattered cliffs.
  • Take down wicked enemies like half-man, half-animal Grunts, eliminator droids, wall-smashing Goliaths, evil monks and wild twiglets.
  • Shoot your way through 21 action-packed missions.
  • Brandish over 17 outlandish weapons like the Topsy-Turvy, the Vindaloo Rocket Launcher, or the World's Smallest Black Hole and the Land Shark Gun.

© 2003 Lucasfilm Ltd. & TM or ® as indicated. All rights reserved. Used under authorization. LucasArts and the LucasArts logo are registered trademarks of Lucasfilm Ltd.

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DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
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Time to beat
6 hMain
7.5 h Main + Sides
9.5 h Completionist
6.5 h All Styles
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Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
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Size:
2.7 GB
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Teen (Violence, Mild Language, Crude Humor)

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Posted on: December 16, 2020

Slick_JMista

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A throwback to a better game

Experience a wacky third person action adventure with shock gags and funny quips galore!


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Posted on: March 24, 2025

Patejl

Games: 373 Reviews: 18

Hilarious clone of Giants

Simple 3D person action shooter strongly inspired by Giants game, specificaly by it's first campaign, with bizarre monty pythons like characters and dialogs. Crazy characters, crazy weapons, gameplay in exteriors about shooting enemies and destrying their buildings very close to action in Giants, but with better engine. Second half of game is starting to be very tedious, it keep recycling its content, but its worth of finish game once just cause all those hilarious story parts. *** game + * for obscure dialogs and characters 75% Worth of try!


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Posted on: March 25, 2025

sambrus

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Games: 291 Reviews: 6

Crazy Arena-Shooter

Crazy Setting, funny Story nice


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Posted on: October 3, 2025

AugustusViriatus

Games: 502 Reviews: 4

The most crazy game ever !

Imagine if the Monthy Python chaps decided to make a videogame .... That game would be Armed & Dangerous for sure ! This is one of the most hilarious games i have ever played , full off that quirky english humour. The story itself is also a parody on pop culture , referencing movies , comics and videogames. But the gameplay is also quite fun ! This is a third person shooter , but you get to use plenty of different and unique weapons , including a rifle that shoots land sharks , yep they will swim underground and pop up under a enemy swolling them whole !


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Posted on: July 3, 2022

Lusty101

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Games: 1032 Reviews: 19

Aged but still great

FUN 8/10 – not 10 due to the annoying inter levels where you have to defend city walls. These levels should of been left out of the game, annoying and time waster. SOUND 4/10 – sound has not aged well and probably not that great upon release. WEAPONS 7/10 – no real issues here, had fun with majority of weapons, good mix but you quickly work out which ones to use regularly and jetpack lots of fun for when you got to use it. STORY 10/10 – For me the story was great and funny and felt fulfilled from start to finish, good old game humour you just don’t get in today’s games, was late 90’s and early to mid 00’s games had good humour. GRAPHICS 4/10 – graphics has defiantly not stood up to aging but you should never base a game on graphics, it is the core of the gameplay that is the real value, sure graphics are nice of course but graphics alone don’t make a great game and too many gamers get caught up on this one aspect. DIFFICULTY 8/10 – for me was hard but was able to learn from mistakes and then complete game. As early 00’s games coming out of 90’s you can’t choose any difficulty. BUGS For me, I didn’t encounter any, not to say that none don’t exist, just got none during my play through. LENGTH OF GAME Felt very long to me, luckily story was good that it kept me going from that point of view, didn’t record my time it took for my paythrough but defiantly long enough I felt, money's worth. OUTCOME Very satisfied with the purchase of this game and other than old graphics but hey time frame was 2003 so you know. Story was fulfilling, guns satisfying, money’s worth with length of game, challenging game but able to learn and overcome. Did I have fun, sure did. With exception of the wall side missions or felt like side missions to me as they felt so out of place to the main game I class them side missions, not a fan of them and felt out of place for the game.


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