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Armed and Dangerous®

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4.1/5

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4.1

27 Reviews

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Armed and Dangerous®
Description
Meet the Lionhearts. A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels embark on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they're destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world...
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4.1/5

( 27 Reviews )

4.1

27 Reviews

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Product details
2003, Lucasfilm, ESRB Rating: Teen...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 1.8 GHz, 1 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9...
Time to beat
6 hMain
7.5 h Main + Sides
9.5 h Completionist
6.5 h All Styles
Description
Meet the Lionhearts. A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels embark on an impossible quest. With an arsenal of outrageous weapons, they're destined for victory in 12,000 bullets or less. If they can make it through an army of psychotic robots and wall-smashing Goliaths, they just might save the world... if they don't burn it down first.
  • Navigate through a richly entertaining story with your smack-talkin' partners in crime.
  • Explore five diverse environments including icy and snowy regions, mountains with breathtaking vistas, deep and foreboding woods, and rain-spattered cliffs.
  • Take down wicked enemies like half-man, half-animal Grunts, eliminator droids, wall-smashing Goliaths, evil monks and wild twiglets.
  • Shoot your way through 21 action-packed missions.
  • Brandish over 17 outlandish weapons like the Topsy-Turvy, the Vindaloo Rocket Launcher, or the World's Smallest Black Hole and the Land Shark Gun.

© 2003 Lucasfilm Ltd. & TM or ® as indicated. All rights reserved. Used under authorization. LucasArts and the LucasArts logo are registered trademarks of Lucasfilm Ltd.

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DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
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Time to beat
6 hMain
7.5 h Main + Sides
9.5 h Completionist
6.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
{{'2003-12-02T00:00:00+02:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0200 ' }}
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Size:
2.7 GB
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Teen (Violence, Mild Language, Crude Humor)

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Posted on: June 3, 2019

dingdong55

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Games: 79 Reviews: 3

A little dated but still fun

Whenever people always mention Lucasarts, they usually bring up some of the Star Wars video games published by them such as KOTOR 1 and 2 or the video games that were not based on any existing property like the Monkey Island games. But for me: I always think about Armed and Dangerous. What makes this game fun is the weapons you get to use and these include a gun that can fire an actual shark and have it devour your enemies or a weapon where you can literally flip the level upside down and watch your enemies fall to their deaths. The game also has funny humor and a decent story thanks to the folks down at the now-defunct Planet Moon Studios. However, this game has definitely shown it's age due to the characters in the game not having good lip-synching at times and the game does get repetitive later on. Also, the graphics are kind of dated but they still look decent especially since the levels you go through do look really good. If you're looking for a fun third-person shooter with great humor and cool weapons, this game is definitely up your alley even if parts of the game have shown their age as time goes on.


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Posted on: December 28, 2020

F4rtB0mb

Verified owner

Games: 89 Reviews: 21

Why? Why does it have to end?

I'm gonna cut to the chase, I love this game. I bought it after watching a youtube review and I can't stop laughing. I love the humor, the cutscenes, the weapons, even the characters (albeit a little shallow) just plaster a smile on my face. Sure the graphics look a bit odd and levels end with a bit of a jarring text box, but some how it all just comes together in a sweet comedic stew. It's like the creators stopped, looked at what they were creating and said "This is Ludacris, screw it lets go whole hog on that!" My only regret is this was a one off game and we will never see a sequel.


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Posted on: January 17, 2021

Gremliner00

Verified owner

Games: 108 Reviews: 8

Fun, silly, and a bit clunky

Armed and Dangerous is one of those games that's developed a cult following over time. In spite of being an average low budget third person shooter in terms of gameplay, it's aburd story and characters engage the player to play the full 6 hour campaign.


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Posted on: November 20, 2018

thesleepygamer

Verified owner

Games: 144 Reviews: 3

Funny and Fun

First the bad. The game is a bit dated, and the combat could have used a bit more polish. When playing a game, the first thing that I always ask myself is, "are you having fun?". If you like dark British humor and wonderfully ridiculous weapons you will have a ton of fun in this game. The levels are challenging and it's worth a play through just for the cutscenes if you don't fancy a shark launcher that has stuck in my memory as the coolest thing in gaming history for many years now. Not for everyone, nothing is, but I dare you not to have a real laugh at some point during the campaign.


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Posted on: March 21, 2024

Choggner

Verified owner

Games: 389 Reviews: 13

Hilarious

The game is hilarious, and it actually has some pretty unique and fun weapons. I don't know why more games didn't pick up the frisbee-style grenades. The graphics weren't that great even when it was new, and now it's (obviously) even more dated.


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