I GOT IT!
Convince her to join the GOG community and get her to spend a few minutes in the forum. Once she realizes that we are the type of people you like to hang out with she will never bother you again. :D

EDIT.
OOOOPS. Sorry Floydinizer! Didn't see that. My bad.

Best advice in this thread, hands down!

Raise a hand
Swing hand
Have orange in hand
Say the word orange with obsessive tone
She will run

True. But in this case, I'm dealing with the OP. My advice was offered man-to-man.

Wow sounds like you are being a selfish cheapskate.

Use the printer at your local library. Then you will be distanced and you don't have to buy a printer.

Or...inappropriate things to post here. lol

Simple. Just start any popular MMO on the market. See how easy that really was. MMO's are better than birth control.

Clone yourself and let the clone be with her :-).

I don't see why you can't have 2 girlfriends. What are the chances they'll have their periods at the same time?

This way you'll have something to play with while the other one is bloated and grumpy.

Also, she sounds like a girl who will let you do the cool stuff with her. If you don't know what I'm talking about I'm sure she'll show you. Maybe even some butt stuff if that's what you're into.

Sorry! I couldn't help myself. Anything to procrastinate studying for 2 big tests tomorrow. :)

you're already using her for printer, now it's time to start sleeping with her so she can buy you a printer at one point. At that time dump her brutally saying that you meant you were only friends and leave. She'll think you were her best relationship ever,you'll have a printer and more time to play games and hang out with your bros, it's a win/win in my book.

+1


i think we should start with some printer suggestions. cheap and compact with scanner. wireless also.

Borrow a printer,problem solved!

TIL the most surefire way not to have sex is to buy a printer.

BTW - a terrible scenario instantly crossed my mind:
OP tells his friend he's not into her. Friend gets upset, friend eventually gets over it.
Time passes.
OP gets dumped by his girlfriend. OP suddenly realizes his printer-friend was somebody who wasn't overwhelmingly attractive but had spent time with, conversed and provided pleasant company for him for days upon days. OP suddenly becomes interested in his the printer-friend. Printer-girl doesn't reciprocate the feelings. Anguish ensues.

Also - turning someone down, regardless of gender, is hardly ever easy, clean and effective. Telling someone that they shouldn't be attracted to you, using even the most logical arguments, usually makes as much sense a writing a treatise on why someone SHOULD be attracted to you. "Well, gee - your conclusions seem to follow from the premises in a straightforward manner, I guess I'll love you now".

Lastly - there's this, seemingly off-the-wall saying that "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". In other words - she may get the picture, eventually... but once she does, you'll wish she hadn't. This does, of course, depend on the person in question and the extent of investment... but things can get pretty nasty, I'll say this much.

Are you suggesting she might go "Fatal Attraction"? Guess he better hide the house pets.

For all we know she might calmly accept his decision and suffer in solitude. She may also tear the world asunder.
This is not a matter of stereotypes or movie cliches - stuff can happen.

"I'm married to the sea"

Never fails.