spindown: I think the obvious solution is to frame her for a crime and let the police take care of her. That way you don't have to say anything mean to her and hurt her feelings. She won't be able to hit on you while she's behind bars, plus you can probably keep the printer.
This deserves a million Internets.
aivadroid: Last night I came over to print some important papers, brought some ice cream as always, her brother was there as well so I relaxed a little bit. Then her brother started laughing like crazy(there was something funny of TV) and spinning around on the chair. Something fell out of his pocket I picked it up and showed it to his sister(my friend), it was plastic bag with weed. She took it away from him(he is only 15, wtf), they got into argument in the kitchen, anyway he left the flat angry.
Later we started studying together as always, then she started saying stuff like weed can be like a stimulant to make you memorize better if you use it in small doses. I never tried the weed before so I got a little curious, she took 2 cans of beer made a hole in them and put the weed on the hole and lit it up(so you can smoke from the beer can), how the hell does she know this stuff I thought, probably her brother stole that weed from her. So I had some of it, then some more, as I mentioned before I never tried the weed. It made me really sleepy, I fell asleep by the table like a retard(I think I passed out).
I woke up at night with her on top of me, I was like no wtf you doing and told her to stop, I didn't even feel the joy from sex but had a boner, I think it was from weed(there was some strong shit in, probably not pure marijuana), but she kept going and laughing, I think she smoked a lot more than me. I jumped from the sofa and couldn't find my underwear, so I put my jeans and jacked on and left, while she was sitting in the bed naked and laughing. Oh God that was surreal like that chick from Evil Dead movie who was sitting on the floor and laughing.
I realized later that she basically raped me. But I am not going to report her or anything, because I think she got too high for her own good. Also no one would believe me and who knows she might say that I did something to her instead, and ruin my life. In fact I am still going to pretend that I am her friend, because I need to visit her again to get my clothes those were some expensive boxers I left there. But I don't think after what happened I can still be comfortable with her as a friend. Fuck this, I'm buying a printer.
Dude.....lucky....wish my lady friends would rape me.