Once I read the part about him waking up after dozing off from weed, finding her lying on top of him, and then jumping off the soda and jacking off before leaving I burst into laughter.

I guess it's safe to say this is a troll. But in case any readers are in a 100% similar situation:
Stop hauling her fat ass ice cream every damn day and spending hours there just leisurely chilling!!!

edit: nvm, I read that post again and I think by "jacked" I think he meant a jacket. Oh well. Still quite sure it's a troll.

I ... Think it was supposed to be a jacket, but that would definitely be more hilarious.
I like that kind of world too.

Also, why did I typo a sofa as a soda? Guess my brain is already enjoying the weekend.

No, it's enjoying all those funny things the girl with a printer next door is going to do to you.

How dare you alter my logically constructed sentences?! :P

*goes postal*

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Uh-oh, not again a new recurrence of that damn Romulan malaria!

:D

The last page...I can't stop laughing.

I know, I can hear your laughs all the way from Sweden... :D

Nope. You're not the only one. Though I wouldn't call it trolling. He doesn't attack anyone verbally and stories are funny to read. So everyone has fun and who cares if the stories are true, exaggerated or totally made up. :-)

Is it a laser? If not, I'm out. And I'm taking the bacon with me.

Some of you guys should do stand-up comedy, you are killing me!

Yes, it is. 1200x600dpi, 35 pages per minute of A4 formatted paper, able to print up to 10 000 pages of printer porn.

You are that girl, aren't you? :-)

"Also, I don't want to buy a printer. "

"Fuck this, I'm buying a printer."

This thread delivers!

while I certainly don't envy the author of this thread ("OP" is such a soulless term) as it must be horrible to be forced this way into a "relationship" with somebody you don't like, I must admit the story is just amazing and I had a really good time reading it :)

also, the author really SHOULD tell his girlfriend about this (much better than the girl appearing behind her door with his underpands in her hand :D

They weren't just any old underpants they were expensive underpants. Judging by his priorities, probably more expensive than a printer.