I've just heard distant cries followed by gunfire and series of explosions. That can only mean one thing - I'm not alone here. Why did it have to happen right now, when my supplies are running low? I've already had been scared enough, I'll never stick my head out of my hideout... And these bugs and mosquitoes, they're driving me crazy! It's 2004 and I'm stuck in some unreal, godforsaken land. Somebody, please, help me out of here!
^Because writing only titles of games feels terribly wrong.