KOCollins: most of you alcoholics

KOCollins: Well, last night was the first time drunk in months, and with half a bottle of vodka down the hatch (not recommended), I woke up feeling rather rotten. However, I have discovered the hangover cure, for those of you who don't know: EGGS , scramble them, force them down your near-vommiting throat, and keep it down. Then, poof within an hour, if you're like me, your headache is gone, your stomach is settled, and though you are still reminding yourself not to drink so much again, you aren't doing it so vehemently. Now I'm sure most of you alcoholics know this, but, this is for those aspiring to your "greatness." (Not recommended)
Hope that helps someone. Not even stupid ones like me (who don't know when to stop sometimes) deserve to suffer so much!
Warning: Don't drink and scramble. ;)

Tarm: Young grasshopper you have much to learn. Half a glass of vodka and a raw egg in it is the way of the master.

orcishgamer: If you can keep it down:)

I hear some people prefer duck eggs only for this.

Tarm: An egg is an egg is an egg.

orcishgamer: Now I want some eggs... and some whiskey!

Tarm: That is something I never ever want to hear mentioned in the same sentence again.

orcishgamer: Lol, well I was thinking of scrambled eggs, not your "recipe" modified with whiskey;)

strixo: drop the egg. Keep the vodka/whiskey.

Hangover cured.

Tarm: Nah. Egg do something and it's good. Only alcohol on the other hand will first make you hangover drunk, then slow drunk (That is a sleepy drunk because you're still hung over. Tired, slow and you have trouble talking better than Ahnuld! in every sense of the word.).

Egg is essential.

strixo: Eggs are the only food that I know of that, if I reflect upon for too long, become disturbing.

Who knows when some ancient, repltilian-brained, scaled beast will crack out of that fragile white shell, glistening in shiny fluid.

Eggs are disturbing.

orcishgamer: If he does, simply eat him too, I'll bet he's tasty.