Well, last night was the first time drunk in months, and with half a bottle of vodka down the hatch (not recommended), I woke up feeling rather rotten. However, I have discovered the hangover cure, for those of you who don't know: EGGS , scramble them, force them down your near-vommiting throat, and keep it down. Then, poof within an hour, if you're like me, your headache is gone, your stomach is settled, and though you are still reminding yourself not to drink so much again, you aren't doing it so vehemently. Now I'm sure most of you alcoholics know this, but, this is for those aspiring to your "greatness." (Not recommended)
Hope that helps someone. Not even stupid ones like me (who don't know when to stop sometimes) deserve to suffer so much!
Warning: Don't drink and scramble. ;)