"This is Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles coming to you live from Hell. We've got all manner of debauchery and sins just waiting for you this evening so just sit back and relax. Food will be served in a moment and anyone who goes against that can answer to Kim Jon (with a license to) Il.

Haha Ha!!!

Here's another round from the fantastic circus of Bai Ling's Extravagant Pleasures

And without further ado, the terrible comedian-Marcussssss Brody!!!

Marcus walks out on stage after another night in the grog pit. "Oh well, lets get this over with."

"Put your money in
Put your money out
Take your pp from your pocket
And shake it all about"

Hah, It's one day before cinco de mayo. At least it used to be.

Real Mexicans don't give a shit.

REVENGE OF THE FIFTH!!!!

IT WILL BE UPON US AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

My wife about to half asleep and I get a full keg of beer. what a man to do

"You know what to do..." :)

TAP THAT KEG!

Gonna get so fscking drunk tonight it's not even funny.... Not in the morning.
I'm a bit scared honestly.... Damnit you tasty cold norcid yumyum yummy beer with extra alcohol!!
Have a tasty weekend everyone!!