Penis.

(yeah, I'm a little drunk)

Beware if it's detachable :)

This stuff (Eagle Rare) is the best single barrel 10 year Bourbon for the money (normally less than $30 USD). Very smooth and flavorful. It totally hangs with the $150+ bottle stuff. The 17 year stuff is in a category of it's own and is one of the best bourbons I've ever tasted - buttery smooth and almost like a cognac.

I'm DRUNK!!!!! Drank Red Wine, and SINFIRE with my two sisters and my Girlfriend and WOOOHOOO! Feeling Great and... Need to drink water! Yup DRUNK THREAD :)

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRUNK THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eh, why, why, why is 'cynicism' so au fait? And don't give me that crap about 'things are bad'. There are plenty of things to be cheerful about, things to accentuate and give attention to, but no, people only want to rag on and on and on about the bad games, about the AAA industry that may as well be irrelevant for PC gamers.

I've got nothing against pessimism, it's just 'cynicism' is fucking boring. Probably because when most people try to be coy and cynical, they just end up sounding like cunts. The best cynicism is conducted with a knowing nod to self-awareness. Otherwise it sounds like nothing's too good for you, because you're so intelligent and special.

And to you, I say 'fuck you'. Not that that'll change your mind, no, you've already made up your mind.

Also Whisky is good, especially on a sunday night when there is employment to consider tomorrow.