^ can write a single word on a subject without it making sense because few subjects can be so succinctly summed up without losing alot of the finer points and probably at least one important detail.

^ was a pseudonym but couldn't write it correctly

^ Is one shifted underscore from being "tetanus"

^ has found out my secret, that I'm nothing more than a sentient group of Clostridium tetani Bacteria

^has infected the GOG forums, now all will perish!

^ is our only hope against the virus.

^ has been unsuccessful in creating a zombi virus

^ as head of the project to developing a zombie virus, is very disappointed with mondo84

^
Stole Santa's hat!

^ is angry because Thespian* robbed Santa's hat before he had the chance to do the same.

^ Is Santa's official hat maker who is happy cause there's such a demand

^ knows what this code unlocks: XNJJ-R3QT-ALEZ-SCZM
[url=Don't be mad][/url]

^ is a hopeless prankster

^ knows how many people saw the code and tried to redeem it

^ Is the Evil Santa Claus Incarnate