^ the evil saboteur behind the failure of said experimental black powder flour

^ Finally puts to rest the age old rummer that Santa = Satan

^ knows that this is a fact "Based on internet averages, gog.com is visited more frequently by males who are in the age range 18-24, have no children, received some college education and browse this site from home."

^ Alexa.com reminds him of an ex-girlfriend

^ secretely worships Snookie.

^Has a prickly personality.

^ is a red-headed, masked, righteous, ruthless superheroine

^ believes that righteousness and ruthlessness are compatible.

^ doesn't know super-heroes could be righteous with good people, and ruthless with the villains ;)

^ believes the original Venom was a super-hero

^likes christmas trees

^ likes assassins

^likes santa hats

^ Hasn't finished Diablo 1

^can't tell a Barretina from a santa hat.


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