Thinks that the trash lord and garbage king of junk food itself, a.k.a. Gyros, is actually edible... :P

KiNgBrAdLeY7 enjoys the applause of the audience when he is streaking in public.

Knows EXACTLY what excites me. Right part of the picture, girl holding black camera. I would totally walk the road right below and suddenly look upwards. King has "majestic view" and king's rights, as well! :D

drinks scotch only while he's watching at monkeys in a zoo

Doesn't know that 2012 onwards, i never even tasted scotch again. Great damage came to me from drinking scotch, that year, i was still serving in the army and i got my ass handed to me; i lost my gf and i was publicly shamed. Others put me say and do a multitude of things i could never remember afterwards, put me on video, put me on internet and became reason for me to loose MANY things, GF of the time, which i loved like a goddess too, included...

A great Storyteller, would excel at performing as a bard or creator of epics in the olden days of antiquity

Mistakes a victim of society for a storytelling bard.

^Owns both a copy of Namco's Ridge Racer and a Namco Pony Super.

Serves the bug queen 24/7 every year.

loves splashing bugs in extreme ways

Has an eye for quality hats; too bad they don't make them like they used to. I would gladly take one for myself, like that.

Is a pagan who worships Amaterasu.

Only the Shadow knows dtgreene's secrets

Good and generous person who likes quality food (like fruit).

Has a weird obsession with MiXeDcAsE