Collects mediaeval Barbies.

is a member of the golden grannies music band

... spiked the lemonade.

^ brought apehater the bottle with which it was spiked - and said it was more juice (which it was - once)

Her dog is ferocious to others, but i would immediately turn it into my personal enslaved beast, the instant i met it.

Applies the five second rule at every meal.

Invented the 5 second rule, only it was 5 days when it was created.

^^ for ScotchMonkey: This monkey wears panties under his kilt, to hide his red bottom.
^and this monkey wears a lap-lap to show his bottom.

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<Sorry Justandoldgamer, my comment wasn't meant for you, but for the deleted troll.>

Very old person.

probably another alt

Has an innate understanding and love of squirrels

Doesn't know that a privateer in service to a country is worse scum than a free pirate, in service to none.

^ Bears a slight resemblance to Vigo the Carpathian.

bathes in a tub filled with raspberry jelly. but never preserves, he's not a monster for god's sake.

a green weasel in pink bunny's clothes.