^lives in Sachys' toilet.

^ has been camped out there for months and is the reason i dug a craphole behind the roses

uses only women's public restrooms, because of the adrenaline kick

^watched all these activities, which is why he needs the gas mask

a fish out of the water

^Took my mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her back.

^ Has fantasies of cruising the streets of Nunavut singing Bohemian Rhapsody in a Pacer. Gets warm fuzzies when he reaches the "do the fandango" part.

^ has and inflatable friend they call "fandango"

^ is jealous because there arent any inflatable chimps avaible on the uk market

^ has never been to Marks and Spencer where the Sachys brand of inflatable ape-love-god is sold exclusively. Comes with mains cable, bluetooth and tree harness (for safety). Only £199.99

^ has great taste in birthday cards for Foxworks, and makes plenty of them :D

Stole the and is going to join the [url=http://www.isaacsukin.com/sites/daleks/]Daleks.

^Likes train tracks, but only the wrong side of them.

^Likes having her picture taken but only if she is drooling.

^ Sells the photographs to the highest bidder. Delights in the oodles of cold hard cash-money it brings.