^ A person who obviously doesn't care about her(?) privacy -if this is her(?) photo that is

^ can possibly appreciate the greatness of Fate of Atlantis

^ Likes adventure games (which means you have excellent taste IMNSHO)

^ Is the photographer of Putins incredibly "Narnian" calendars. Gets Putin ready to shoot by playing "It's raining men!" on a loop while a 20 strong elite groupe of spetznaz re-enact the greatest moves of the Chippendales in latex outfits for "training purposes" while Putin looks on in an egg shaped chair, stroking a fluffy white cat that hates him.

^Enjoys cat fries almost as much as I do.

^ will not give me the goddamned recipe!


AND WHY ARE THERE ANTS UNDER MY SKIN?!?!

^I can help him

^ Suffers from icterus, yet refuses to put that bottle of moonshine down.

^ regardless of court orders or multiple arrests, will not stop shining their "moon" into my bedroom window.

...they are also unaware I bought a shotgun.

Certainly something not of this world..

Pure Australian accent

Likes to eat deer meat in hunting taverns!

Not really a king, but actually a prince who also eats meat in a tavern!

^ His shameful secret: he's actually a "Dessert Ranger".

Had a minor role in Atlanis,the Lost Continent