^ Often has trouble sleeping, because he is in close proximity to one of the finest libraries in the world, and has actually heard Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer done in Gregorian chant.

^ is Santa in disguise :)

^ tries to drive attention away from him as he's the real GOG Santa

^ has killed santa every night before xmas for the last 10 years

Or, has tried to kill Santa, not realizing that "Santa" is in fact an expression of a collective human belief of a mythological degree, or an "anthropomorphic personification."

In his generosity the ever living Santa thinks he should in fact be gifted both the Sandman-series, as well as Hogfater by Terry Pratcett this very Christmas.

^his logic has more holes than his cheese

^ Tries to impersonate Elvis each year for his birthday

^ dresses up as a santa tree.

^failed to get the last Santa Tree costume for himself

^ is the largest consumer of Nyquil on the planet

^ Is secretly a mantis.

^thinks that dices have only 5 sides.

^is from Vatican City.

SEROUSLY??
Are you actually from Vatican City!? or is it just a funny name for a small town like Lebannon Ill or Hell Mi.

If you actually live in THE Vatican CIty that is SO cool!

^ doesn't know that The Vatican City is only a front for the Italian Mafia

^ was brainwashed into believing that a capital "e" is a tiny letter

I'll let into a little secret, but don't tell anyone else... I'm actually the Pope!!