^ always dies in The Temple of Elemental Evil, but is proud of it

^ Knows it all about Shufflepuck Cafe.

^ has stolen my imaginary pizza

^ can't afford a real pizza

^ doesn't know that I already ate myself full on real pizza

^ changes periodically the avatar, coinciding with the lunar months

^ loves to tell girls that he goes where he please, and he please where he go

^ wears his heart on a chain, so hugs frighten him

^ puked at his Christmas family dinner because of oysters.

^ has secretly filmed a santa sex-tape

^released it via TMZ.

^ is afraid of the dark

^ Currently trying to sign one of the elves, known as Pinnochio, who instantly gains 3 inches everytime he tells a lie during sex.

Edit, Ninja'd!

^ Secretly lives as a vampire, who never fears the dark.

^Is a sparkly vampire named Edward.

^ always carries a silver stake... just in-case.