At the end of a shift at my last job, I said marsh-mellows are like pillows for your teeth; Hooyaah is one of my co-workers!

^ Still thinks that pillow-testing is part of his job description.

^ Teceem is the guy who kept throwing away perfectly good ham sandwiches in the boy's bathroom!

MichaelD.965 ate those aforementioned ham sandwiches because they were indeed perfectly good.

^ He's the guy who kept throwing up those same ham sandwiches.

^ He lives in a house made of ham sandwiches rather than gingerbread.

^ Totally loves to tell everybody about his new estate made of gingerbread. He got it cheap, since the owner, an older woman, died in a tragic incident when two unknown thugs broke into her home and threw her into her own oven to burn her alive.

^ He is responsible for eating the trail of breadcrumbs.

Hooyaah sold the gingerbread house to that woman, knowing what she would do there; he then sold it to HeresMyAccount knowing what HE will do there.

^Instigated a galactic attack.

Dr. Adder would keep me from my conquest.

^ Considers opening a jar of peanut butter a conquest.

^ considers taking a dump in the woods is feeding mother nature.

^wonders if a tree takes a dump in the woods does it make a sound. T_T

^ He plays the Witcher series on Steam