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^ Steams the Witcher series over boiling water.
^ bathes in boiling water to cure his skin disease problems.
^ Considers perfect skin to be a "condition".
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MichaelD.965: ^ Considers perfect skin to be a "condition".
^ Uses hemorrhoid cream as anti-aging cream 'cause hey, if it tightens it tightens'
^ uses gasoline for hair spray.
^ He uses gasoline to power internal combustion engines.
^ uses machinery that's measured in manpower instead of horsepower.
^ says "cease your heresy" randomly in their sleep.
^ Spanish Inquisitor
^ Can't stop singing "Let It Go" in his head.
^probably killed Santa Claus and used him as food.
^ Still goes to the shopping center every year to sit on Santa’s laps, despite being 39
^ gives children toys every Christmas as gifts but takes their parents' sex toys for himself.
^ He has video proof of those incriminating incidents and has forwarded copies to the authorities.
^ Is one of the authorities and won a prize with these videos at America's Funniest Home Videos.