Granted. It's called "Star Trek: Drones" (STD) and is a masterpiece, cleaning out the Oscars including the one for best gaffer. It's so breathtakingly magnificent and captivating that watching any of the older ST movies, feels like watching a bunch of fourth graders doing an reenactment of April 11, 1954. Unfortunately, due to a lawyer tripping over his own words, shortly after the Oscars, the movie can only be shown to a catholic audience in Marrakech.

I wish humanity as a whole outgrew religion.

Granted. Everybody just wents nihilistic for a change and humanity is extinct within one generation that lives a pointless, joyless life.


I wish i had the insight and power to avoid any mishaps.

Granted but you have the power only as long as you don't willingly commit a mishap. After a while, you grow famous and become hailed as the most fortunate man in the world. You decide to commit a mishap just so you can remember how it feels. And so you have lost your power...

I wish that social networks were never invented.

Granted but when I was in progress of inventing a mind controlling software, my source code was stolen in unfinished state and it turns out that it has been released as a social networking software.

I wish that Superman wore his red brief under his pants.

Granted, but now he wears them on his head, and doesn't look so super anymore.

Wish I could get away, with what he couldn't!

Granted, but he always could get away with anything.

I wish I could give next user a chest of pirate's treasure.

Granted - thanks!

I wish my computers would stop breaking.

Granted, but now everything else you own is breaking down constantly.

I wish for a peaceful place to call my own.

Granted, but within a month the goverment nukes it for being out of place.

Someone else can call the next wish.

Granted but the next wish gets halved

i wish this wish was doubled

Granted but all your future wishes are reduced to 1/10.

I wish WhiteElk would respond to my PM...

lol granted, but now you must PM someone unknown to you

i wish for all to gain +9/10 to their wish

Granted, but now is so entranced by the beauty of mathematics to stop granting wishes

I wish this thread is always kept on the first page of the forum.

Granted, where "always" equals "now"; But in a parallel universe this thread will always be on the last page, where "always" equals "now"

i wish the Genie would grant GOG a spill checker