That cursed knowledge requires a Sanity check, you roll and fail miserably. Visions of groundhogs from hell descend upon what's left of your fragile mind, as they drag you away screaming, to be locked away forever. Ironically, the walls of your cell are decorated with a paw print design. Many, many tiny paws.

I would like to be able to uncorrupt one wish in this thread and try and see what'd happen if it came true.

Granted but the following wish repairs it.

I wish that no previously corrupted wish can ever be uncorrupted.

Granted. But as a side effect, the Matrix has been reset and your name is now Neo.

I wish that my car would've lasted until Easter, instead of dying horribly over Christmas.

Granted, your car is now Christine and she is very jelous, you are not allowed to have a girlfriend, wife, friends and other cars, you are now with her forever.

I wish I could have a hot wife like Peggy Bundy minus the mother in law and those kids.

Granted.. You are now Al Bundy who is holding a bloody knife in a room with dead bodies of you mother in law and your children. And the police are knocking at the door.

I wish I could party iike it's 1999.

Here's your Pentium III and your '99 Nokia. Welcome to the party.

I wish my car loan application gets approved.

Granted but your left kidney has been taken for collateral

I wish I could think of a decent wish for y'all to corrupt

Granted, but you never will know what wish was until is too late to avoid the nasty consequences...

I wish developers stop making bad games full with microtransactions, DLC and DRM...

Granted, but now every game before you made your wish has microtransactions, DLC and DRM added.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.

Granted. You receive your turkey sandwich with stale bread, rotten meat, and dried out lettuce. Luckily, it's drowned in mustard. :)

I wish for an HD remake of the first few Fallout games with the same mechanics and story as the originals.

Granted but it'll be on a zoomed out Gamebryo engine and have a sh*t load of bugs

I wish to not be so easily impressed WOW a blue car!

Granted, but you are forbidden from watching The Simpsons ever again. ;)

I wish that the LucasArts games finally come to GOG this year.

Granted, but every game isn't DRM free.

I wish I could play the violin.

Granted, you play so awful that your ears bleed.

I wish I could stop playing dota 2.

Granted, but now you're addicted to League of Legends

I wish to hurl all evil people in the world in the black hole in the center of our galaxy