Granted, but you will sleep through the day and be awake only at night, living with all of the nightwalkers in town.

I wish to meet Goku.

Granted, however he kamehameha's (sp) your ass into the next world

I wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but you don't notice any change at first...

... then you start to smell like rotting flesh and you feel strangely attracted to human flesh. Don't worry, your suffering will not last long. Zombie apocalypse survivors have a lot of practice in headshots.

I wish to live long and prosper if there is a Zombie apocalypse, after all. ;)

Granted. Here's the absolutley safe capsule for you to use.
Nothing gets inside, but you can't get outside either. And it will kepp you alive. For all Eternity.

I wish... uh... I wish to have cake.

Granted, but the cake is a lie!!!!!

I wish to play professional football (not that American stuff either)!

Granted - Sorry to hear that you are stuck in the Canadian Football League with no way out.

I wish for a Solid Chocolate Easter Bunny

Granted!
It was delivered to your door 2 weeks ago, while you were on holiday and has now melted in your letter box.

Let's change my previous wish as it's probably too serious for this thread.

I wish that I had a hot water bottle to sleep next to tonight

Granted, but you have to share with your neighbours because otherwise they would steal it from you.

I wish the politicians were actually making LOLs everytime they open their mouth on TV.

The sad punchline is... this is already the case.

I wish Star Trek transporter technology was real.

Granted. but somebody will use it to rob your house tonight.

I wish I could summon armies of lego people.

And I shall use them to fend off the transporter thieves, by scattering them across the floor, ha ha!


I wish I had my own ginormous bank vault, just like Scrooge McDuck.

granted but it's empty
I wish I were a herring

Granted, you're and always have been a red herring.

I wish to have an endless supply of wishes to be corrupted in this thread.

Granted, but you can no longer post in this thread. :p

Wish I could go on a long, very long, probably The Longest Journey in my life. :D

Granted - You have just died and stepped off into an eternity long Journey - Hope you chose wisely!!

I wish all Mothers a Very Happy Mothers Day ;-)