Forgot to add her wish, so have been changed to a cockroach.

I wish for a jar full of yummy fruits.

Granted, you receive an empty jar with 'yummy fruits' printed on it.

I wish for two wishes which are entirely unrestricted and can be used on anything I want.

Granted, but they can only apply starting year 2153.

I wish for rain everyday.

Granted. It'll rain somewhere on the planet every day.

I wish I could win one of the giveaways I've currently entered.

Granted, you win one of the keys but as you try to redeem it, you spill water on your laptop and die from electrocution..

I wish for more players at corrupt a wish!

Granted. Now there are millions of players corrupting wishes, so many that it takes hours to load the forum.

I wish I would only hear sounds which are nice or important to me.

Granted. However, you don't consider traffic noises to be nice or important to you while walking in a park, enjoying the gentle silence, so you're run over by a 16-wheeler truck that is out of brakes...

I wish to be able to control the weather within one mile radius.

Granted - You now can control the weather in a one mile radius centered on 35°N,155°W

I wish to own a tropical island

Granted but its only available for 21 seconds a year due to some weird tidal anomaly.

I wish the next person wouldn't corrupt my wish

Granted, only the wishes that you ask from now on (all of them) will be corrupted...

I wish to have Internet access at home.

Granted but a malfunction occurs within Spains infrastructure such that your home is the ONLY place in the country where internet access is available. Pretty soon you have to move out because the citizens of the entire country are coming thru your home at all hours to use the internet. The government has decreed you must allow access to anyone who asks as a public service.

I wish Borderlands 2 will come on 75% off sale soon to make it under $10.

Granted, it will happen for Steam Winter sales 2015, GOTY edition.

I wish to be more patient..

Granted, you'll become a hospital patient...

I wish for a better mood today.

Granted, you have a better mood today but you could not tell, it came as you was sleeping tight..

I wish to win a lottery prize of about, 100 000 euros. Reasonable amount.

granted, but then you paid taxes and had 5€ left. have fun

i wish exams were easy