Granted, but the port is so badly done that you rage-smash your Commodore out of frustration over how unplayable it is.

I'd wish to see every game I like on GoG.

Wish granted but they are priced expensively, so much as that your wish gets realized only literally; "You can only see them and not buy them"!

I wish our miserable government to be ousted; enough damage they have done already!

Granted, they are ousted. The fascist party is in charge now.

I wish there was a fitting 4x video game adaption of Twilight Imperium

Granted, sadly there was a misunderstanding somewhere and you got a Twilight 4X.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.

Granted, but the cookie has not been cooked and is just cookie dough with chocolate chips.

I wish for Disgaea to be ported to the Commodore 64.

Granted, it is ported. But oh my, a sloppy port if there ever was one! (prolonged gameplay can even brick your system)

I wish Nelson Demille would write a heap of proper sequels in the John Corey storyline

Granted, but they're in Klingon.

I wish for an Atari 2600 port of Fallout 4.

CORRUPT the wish, not make it better!

Granted, but it requires 30,000,000 separate cartridges to hold all the data.

How about telling us your wish. :P

I will tell you my wish, instead! I wish for Witcher 3 second and final DLC to be released AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! Like, right NOW!

And since my first wish registers as granting yours, then i will wish for something else, as a freebie! I wish Namco Bandai to go bankrupt and FOREVER stop pushing clunky/broken/buggy/laggy/sh*tty ports all over gamers!

Granted, but it has a serious bug that causes it to delete the entire hard drive. The DLC is pulled from stores, but not before serious damage has already been done.

Granted. Now Namco Bandai's games are no longer practical to acquire legally, so only pirates play them.

I wish for the person granting this list to look up the program "lilypond" and use it to produce some interesting output. (I have attached a sample.)

...oh yeah. >.>

I wish...for a pine cone!!

Granted. Everyone granting that list produces something interesting, but none of them share it.

I wish...for ANOTHER PINE CONE! MWAHAHAHA!

Granted, except that the second wish gave you a pine anti-cone, and they annihilate each other. Oops!

I wish for someone to write, and release, a piece of music in 4/3 time. (Note: This is 4/3, not the more typical 3/4 time you normally see.)

Granted, but you're going to have a heck of a time actually finding the irrational piece.

I wish to be able to safely swallow pine cones without suffering any injury.

Granted, but the taste is awful.

I wish that lilypond could handle time signatures where the top number is not an integer. (Such time signatures do exist: I have seen (1 1/2)/4 time before.)