Granted, and she is a healthy young cow

I wish my laptop would stop overheating so much

Granted, but now your crotch is overheating.
I wish my copy of Batman: Arkham Asylum that I ordered from Amazon get here soon.

Granted. It arrives tomorrow. Sadly, it's the censored Swahili version and always crashes midgame. Which wouldn't be that bad if not for Batman wearing reversed boxershorts as a mask and a tattered bedsheet as a cape.

I wish i would get more money out of my job, so i could afford a better dwelling place, food and clothing. Nothing fancy.

Granted, but oil price rises (again!) and so comes the inflation.

I wish the oil price would go down to $50 per barrel.

Granted but nobody will buy anymore oil and the whole world would go back to the dark ages.

Wish
I wish my life is a action/horror movie.

Granted, but Uwe Boll directs it.

I wish I was an astronaut.

Granted, but you have been rejected and it's the Russians who accepted you, and you became a cosmonaut instead.

I wish the aliens on earth would show themselves to us especially GOGers.

Granted but all space programs have been shut down and now you are a astronaut with no way of getting into space.

No wish? :(

Granted, but due to contact you all feel an uncontrollable desire to tell the world and are quickly locked in asylums.

I want to speak English like I was born in England.

Granted, now you're a queen.. ;p


I wish i didn't drunk yesterday... (or drink or get drunk, obviously i'm not a queen... ;p)

Granted, now you're an abstemious princess. :D

I wish my own spaceship.

Granted, you can have this. ;p


Wish today was yet yesterday...

Granted, unfortunately the time-space gap this creates devours the universe.

I wish that all the games come out completely polished, with no bugs.

grantes, but as humanity is not able to do them without bugs there are no more games at all.

I wish an Elk would come into the office to cheer us up.

Granted, but the elk will drink all your beer...


I wish GOG surprise me and launch Grim Fandango.