Honestly though, what does he expect me to do? Literally all I CAN do is cast a single vote, and based on what? Somebody's spelling? I don't like their avatar? Their equally-random voting choices? It's impossible to tell whether they're working together with others to kill somebody else or they're just screwing around. It's day 1 and there's no leads whatsoever, and (I'm assuming) it's impossible to GET any.
I think he's just mad because I didn't vote the guy he voted. Would it make His Overanlalyziness happy if I changed my choice?
Unvote Hunter.
Vote Lifthrasil.

Oh? Explain your madness.

Don't get yourself mass lynched, now. I'd hate for this guild war to turn into a pancake vs. waffle war. I personally don't see why we can't all get along, stop discriminating, and love both equally.
...wait, actually, that breakfast war sounds like a much better idea than what's happening now.
Host, can we do that instead?

That was a joke. But, on Day 1, there are worse reasons to vote for someone. Maybe. Okay, probably not.

Heh. I like that one.

Have you ever seen Firefly?

Reminds me of that Doctor Suess book where two sides were fighting a war, their difference was which side of the toast they buttered.

Interesting. How would you know that?

I have to strongly disagree with this one. While it may be in the town's interet to not lynch at somepoint, it may not be in the townies interest to not lynch at the same point. So the may does stand.

The Butter Battle Book? This was actually a theme in multiple Dr. Seuss books/stories, such as the Zak or the Sneetches.
Fun fact: The Butter Battle was actually about the Cold War. Dr. Seuss made a lot more political references than people tend to realize.

Waffles are all identical (if using the same cooking instrument, as is normal). If they do not conform, they are imperfect. Pancakes, however, are not expected to be exactly the same; vague round is usually enough. For myself, I like making random shapes and forms out of my pancakes. It is really hard to make a random shape out of a waffle. Also, It is far easier to layer pancakes. I like to stack half a dozen of them up, and slip a pat of butter between each one.

In a nutshell, I think waffles are boring. Also, they are often crunchy. I don't like crunchy.

Because there's no one on my team.

CRUNCHY?! What kind of godless heathen makes CRUNCHY WAFFLES?!
Also, waffles have little cups to catch the syrup in! Pancakes can't do that (unless you're really good and make the kind that manage to absorb the stuff).

That's it. I actually looked it up right after posting that. I had no idea about all the politics behind it.

I wondered if you might bring stacking into things. I don't like stacking as that way each pancake doesn't get as much syrup. If it isn't completely soaked through there wasn't enough. As for shapes... since your eating them anyway that doesn't matter to me. And crunchy? I would rather and over cooked waffle that was crunchy than an over cooked pancake that was burnt.

I don't much care what you fight over. I'm not issuing orders to let you out until the violence stops!

What if I just escape? I am the Puzzlemaster, after all. I can get past any lock using nothing but a paper clip, some bubblegum, a toothpick, and approximately 15 pounds of dynamite.

*shrug* I'm sure Bler would enjoy the chance to try out his new multi-aspect locking gatling rocket launcher. There's a reason we couldn't afford to give the quarantine guards chairs.