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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Well, that is because the people who invented Santa Claus, actually SAW that entire entourage, but while hallucinating, really.
At least with Hallucinations it definitely seems more plausible than pulling ideas out of your ass :P

You know... i can't help but think of the Churches skit from Last Week Tonight... Watch it, it's funny, informative, and sorta sad that it still exists, because they are probably the first ones to yell that something's satanic by looking at the cover and do no research, yet rake in millions of dollars...
Beware the sacrilige!
A demon summoned me.
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phaolo: A demon summoned me.
I thought you were from Italy, not Soviet Russia.
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phaolo: A demon summoned me.
No, I didn`t!!!! Liar!!!! :-))
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Fake.
Thanks for putting my mind at ease.
Demons are too f**king scared to show their face when I summon them. Chickens.
I sometimes wonder about the pros and cons of these beliefs. Their explanatory power and "ordering" factor (explaining the random, the invisible, and offering a way to fight or manage helplessness), versus the anxiety of immaterial venues for events, harm, contaminations, etc. Is it more relaxing, soothing, or stressing and unsettling ?

Probably no general answer, depends on varieties, on moments, on matters. Oranges and apples. Plus, people usually shift back and forth, from one system of beliefs to another, whenever most convenient or relevant. Still, i sometimes wonder if that romantic idea of occult parallel realities, attractive enough in content for us to seek it within temporary game/fiction bubbles, isn't a nightmare to live for those who, believing in them, take them too seriously (that is, take them as seriously as they claim they do when they claim they do).

Another way to phrase it is: would life be more fun or less fun, if that sort of stuff was true ?
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Smannesman: Based on my own experience, they stay around making fart noises.
Awful thing when you're on a date.
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Telika: Another way to phrase it is: would life be more fun or less fun, if that sort of stuff was true ?
Better still to rephrase as a yes or no question. Easier then to answer with knocks.
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Smannesman: Based on my own experience, they stay around making fart noises.
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HijacK: Awful thing when you're on a date.
Especially so if during that date you try to light a cigarette and have the lighter on with flame; those farts can go "boom". This is no fun; it is really dangerous!
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HijacK: Awful thing when you're on a date.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Especially so if during that date you try to light a cigarette and have the lighter on with flame; those farts can go "boom". This is no fun; it is really dangerous!
Why don't you just fart into a lighter if your ex finds you and tries to give you a black eye. She will think you are capable of launching fire balls from your ass and she will run away.
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HijacK: Awful thing when you're on a date.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Especially so if during that date you try to light a cigarette and have the lighter on with flame; those farts can go "boom". This is no fun; it is really dangerous!
Boom boom boom boom
I`m farting in my room
you`re comming with your lighter
that makes my room much brighter

Sorry, couldn`t resist!! :-)
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Especially so if during that date you try to light a cigarette and have the lighter on with flame; those farts can go "boom". This is no fun; it is really dangerous!
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monkeydelarge: Why don't you just fart into a lighter if your ex finds you and tries to give you a black eye. She will think you are capable of launching fire balls from your ass and she will run away.
Out of topic. But as i said, that particular ex was a psycho, i dated at the time (2012) because i had no alternative then (more info revealing). She faqed me up and my psychology even more than little willie, though (and i ultimately and bitterly realized it wasn't worth the "efforts"). And to repeat, i consider lunatics dangerous. Especially since i saw she started sh*t like training in something like that. You gave me an idea though, with fire. The fire kata in the three hearts technique of Kihon Happo could work. Fast, strong, targets dangerous area for strike impact.
Post edited September 01, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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monkeydelarge: Why don't you just fart into a lighter if your ex finds you and tries to give you a black eye. She will think you are capable of launching fire balls from your ass and she will run away.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Out of topic. But as i said, that particular ex was a psycho, i dated at the time (2012) because i had no alternative then (more info revealing). She faqed me up and my psychology even more than little willie, though (and i ultimately and bitterly realized it wasn't worth the "efforts"). And to repeat, i consider lunatics dangerous. Especially since i saw she started sh*t like training in something like that. You gave me an idea though, with fire. The fire kata in the three hearts technique of Kihon Happo could work. Fast, strong, targets dangerous area for strike impact. Bless you!
I'm sure, we all have at least one crazy ex girlfriend. No shame in accientally getting with the wrong person. I have an ex who fucked me up mentally too. But your ex sounds crazy and dangerous. Bad combination. Sorry to hear that you have to deal with such a person.