Vatican Exorcist sounds like a cool character class, actually.

Then go on an play Inquisitor!
One of the very few games that strongly use medieval European mythology - actually, I don't know another one.
It's the best game I only got to know thanks to GoG and the steep promos.

I tried two times already but never got very far, before moving on to other games ... Well, I guess I'm just a hypocrite. :D

WTF? I would like to tell those people to think about it, but... Well, one can`t think without a brain!!!

ha, suchst wohl nach ner alternative zum schachbrett

Licurg does it all the time. :D

Well, I was talking about humans, I don`t know about aliens! Maybe they think with their tentacles, who knows?

Who would believe telling lies to their children that a fat man in a red suit who rides on a sled pulled be reindeer who comes down the chimney and leaves presents behind is a good idea?

No matter how stupid something seems, it's always going to be a sink hole in some fashion.

God did all that? Well, I'll be uh... damned. I thought it was man killing man in his endless effort of social coercion. Guess it was that mean old man upstairs all along.

Back in my time we were summoning Bloody Mary and Black Countess.

Who is Charlie, exactly?

Didn't Jhwh personally drown billions of innocent creatures just to punish some selected humans (funny version of the ancient Utnapischtim story with allusions to be found in the Gilgamesh-epos), loved King David for killing all those nonbelievers, etc...? There's more to be found, the stories about Lot's daughters and testing Abraham if he would kill his dearest for him, etc... very nice stuff. ^^
Oh those silly old mountain gods, always good for a treat. Too bad this one rose too high and the ancient jews chose to forget their other gods at some point only to let this one become the only one for so many other people as well.

After having studied so many holy scriptures and different translations, I prefer the Dhammapada, Dao-de-ging and Lun-Yu, not much vicious stuff to be found there, I'm too peaceful for this western monotheistic stuff about desert people trying to own the only oasis around by any means necessary, I guess.
Nice stories nonetheless, although not as great as the Greek ones.

Oh good lord. All this time all I've needed to do is balance one pencil on another, and breathe on it, and voila? Dammit. Now what am I going to do with this altar, spare body parts, athames, candles, mortar & pestle, hidebound book, and blood of virgins. I wonder if I can get a refund for "Ye Olde Magick For Imbeciles - Thou Shalt Be Casting Ruin Upon Others In Just A Few Years!"

On a side note, I remember getting yelled at on reddit for commenting on a "Charlie" video - Oh sure, that's most definitely NOT a person right off camera breathing on the pencil. Nope.

Christian today does post sensible & good news too beside the nonsense by the way:

Teen makes 'I Love Gays' protest, urges others in Oregon town to join just gave me a happy smile.

Well, that is because the people who invented Santa Claus, actually SAW that entire entourage, but while hallucinating, really. There is an entire analysis of the Amanita Muscaria mushroom, its identical pattern to the "saint's" clothes, the reindeers-on-speed effect who run as if they were flying if they accidentally eat one of those, etc. It makes sense. Now what on earth was consumed in order for some people to hallucinate so badly, in order to see things like demons, i wonder... I really do!

And to be honest, most people act as if they believed in such things, they don't, genuinely, actually, really. Which counts as NON-believing. Majority wins. So Non-existence it is for all those unicorns and stuff, then! Even children are skeptical, nowadays, smart little devils!

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