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KiNgBrAdLeY7: The fire kata in the three hearts technique of Kihon Happo could work.
Careful, now. The three-hearts technique isn't part of Kihon Happo. San Shin No Kata and Kihon Happo are separate stages of Taijitsu.

It's all right here in a handy pamphlet: The Ninja's Guide to Beating Up Girls.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: ...First of all, that which humans don't believe into, simply, doesn't exist.....
What if a human doesn´t believe in humans?. :D
This thread is full of win. I haven't laughed so much in a long time... Thanks!
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: ...First of all, that which humans don't believe into, simply, doesn't exist.....
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LoboBlanco: What if a human doesn´t believe in humans?. :D
This is a paradox. No one ever believed he doesn't exist. You loose. Fatality.
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yogsloth: There was that one time I summoned a demon with some spinning pencils on my homework folder. I didn't get possessed or anything, but it hung around for a while. Later on, it killed my entire family, burned down my village, gave my dog cholera, caused the local crops to fail, and poisoned the village well.
I giggled out loud. Have a +1.

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Cavenagh: Candyman candyman candyman candyman candyman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ScjucUV8v0
For some bizarre reason, I expected the link to be something to do with this.
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Telika: I sometimes wonder about the pros and cons of these beliefs. Their explanatory power and "ordering" factor (explaining the random, the invisible, and offering a way to fight or manage helplessness), versus the anxiety of immaterial venues for events, harm, contaminations, etc. Is it more relaxing, soothing, or stressing and unsettling ?

Probably no general answer, depends on varieties, on moments, on matters. Oranges and apples. Plus, people usually shift back and forth, from one system of beliefs to another, whenever most convenient or relevant. Still, i sometimes wonder if that romantic idea of occult parallel realities, attractive enough in content for us to seek it within temporary game/fiction bubbles, isn't a nightmare to live for those who, believing in them, take them too seriously (that is, take them as seriously as they claim they do when they claim they do).

Another way to phrase it is: would life be more fun or less fun, if that sort of stuff was true ?
Clockwork oranges and apples. Fruity and delicious yet cold and mechanical.
*lol*

This is comedy gold!
Meh.... I'll wait for the Charlie Charlie Simulator on Steam once it's greenlit.
Sure, it's funny now. Then when it's turning heads, being pinned to the ceiling, latin incantations, "I see dead people" moments don't come crying back.
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LoboBlanco: What if a human doesn´t believe in humans?. :D
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: This is a paradox. No one ever believed he doesn't exist. You loose. Fatality.
It's possible to believe everything is just an illusion, a dream. It's even possible to believe you yourself don't exist, don't underestimate the mind's power to undermine itself in a psychosis.
"Occult activity and the need for exorcisms has increased to a critical level globally, with the spokesperson for the International Association of Exorcists saying the number of bishops and cardinals asking to be part of their annual conference due to rising demonic activity has been going up.

"It's becoming a pastoral emergency," Cascioli told Catholic News Agency. "At the moment the number of disturbances of extraordinary demonic activity is on the rise."

The increase in demonic activity can be linked to dwindling faith among people and a growing interest and participation in occult activities like Ouija boards and seances, said Cascioli."

Riiiiight... Y'know, some might say it's not OK to poke fun at religion. But in reality there's no need for it, because they're frequently doing a damn fine job of it on their own.

Also: "Baptism: Six reasons why it's just easier to do babies"

Now THAT sounds very catholic.
Post edited September 01, 2015 by CharlesGrey
Lol, that article is so unintentionally hilarious! I had to double-check to make sure it wasn't The Onion!
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CharlesGrey: "Occult activity and the need for exorcisms has increased to a critical level globally, with the spokesperson for the International Association of Exorcists saying the number of bishops and cardinals asking to be part of their annual conference due to rising demonic activity has been going up.

"It's becoming a pastoral emergency," Cascioli told Catholic News Agency. "At the moment the number of disturbances of extraordinary demonic activity is on the rise."

The increase in demonic activity can be linked to dwindling faith among people and a growing interest and participation in occult activities like Ouija boards and seances, said Cascioli."

Riiiiight... Y'know, some might say it's not OK to poke fun at religion. But in reality there's no need for it, because they're frequently doing a damn fine job of it on their own.

Also: "Baptism: Six reasons why it's just easier to do babies"

Now THAT sounds very catholic.
I don't have a problem at all with people picking on religion. It's just that my leftist friends have been doing it for 30 years. It's fucking boring. It's much more fun to pick on people that are picking on religion. Now that's some fun heat.

Always go against the crowd, and when the crowd joins you, leave that crowd and go build a new one. For me that's the only way one can consider themself a true individual. F the herd in its collective anal region.
Nah, too late for me to be concerned about that.

I mean, I've been playing D&D and other RPGs since 1982, so according to the "exorcists", I'm already trailing enough demons to open my own private wing in hell. ^^

On the other hand, it would explain why, according to the newspapers, I'm a potential mass-killing, grave-digging, suicidaly instable psycho. (And I'm far less forgiving when it comes to these paper-pissing sensationalist "reporters")
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Emob78: I don't have a problem at all with people picking on religion. It's just that my leftist friends have been doing it for 30 years. It's fucking boring. It's much more fun to pick on people that are picking on religion. Now that's some fun heat.

Always go against the crowd, and when the crowd joins you, leave that crowd and go build a new one. For me that's the only way one can consider themself a true individual. F the herd in its collective anal region.
So you're saying you're a hipster?