My wife asked me if I saw the dog bowl...I said I didn't even know he could.

I quit my job packing hay. I told my manager it was the final straw.

In the beginning, there was one user on the portal and one moderator...
...after some time the user did words that the moderator did not like so he modified his post and banned the user for several days...
....user felt it was unfair and multiplied to show the moderator his mistake and possibilities...
...so was the moderator multiplied to contain user actions...
...nowadays, still there is just one user and one moderator

It must be a joke as it sounds unbelievable : )

Another dad joke that amused me quite a bit:

I went to a zoo the other day, but it wasn't very good.
I only saw a dog.
It was a shit zoo.

Why did the dead man cross the road?

To get to the other side.

I was in the grocery store checking out, when an exuberant man exclaimed, showing me her photo, "I'm going to propose this evening to my girlfriend, isn't she beautiful?!"

I replied, "You should see my wife."

He responded, "Why, is she really pretty too?"

I clarified, "She's an Optometrist and I believe that she has an opening this afternoon."

I got a dog for my wife.

That's a pretty good trade.

My wife said I didn't buy any flowers.

I didn't know she sells flowers.

(Got it from a YouTube short)

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can dash across the Universe and tap himself on the back.

A woman asked a bank teller to check her balance. So he pushed her.

What did the cockroach said to the lizard?

Nothing. Cockroaches do not talk.

Chuck Norris breathes air. A couple of times a day.

As a wee lad, Chuck Norris, visiting California, picked up a sizeable stone, hefting it as far into the Pacific Ocean as he could.

We know that object today by the name, Ayers Rock.