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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled
介绍
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN “Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles “This game is satire in it...
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3.8/5

( 116 Reviews )

3.8

116 Reviews

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产品详细信息
2004, inXile Entertainment, ESRB 评级: Teen...
系统要求
Windows 7 / 8 / 10, Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400, 512 MB RAM, GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI R...
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
26 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles
介绍
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.”
IGN

“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
Game Chronicles

“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
Cheat Code Central


You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you.

During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well be for you.

FEATURES
  • Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all!
  • Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support.
  • Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages.
  • German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)!
  • High-resolution and widescreen support!
  • Performance enhancements.
  • External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media.
  • Bug fixes to original console release.
  • 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
  • A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
  • A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
  • Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
  • 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
  • Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
  • More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
  • Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
  • Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.

© 2005 inXile entertainment. All rights reserved. The Bard's Tale is a trademark or registered trademark of inXile entertainment in certain countries; and is a trademark or registered trademark of Electronic Arts Inc. in certain other countries where it is used under license. inXile entertainment and the inXile logo are trademarks of inXile entertainment.

包含内容
艺术设定集 头像 攻略书 手册 quick reference cards 原声音乐 壁纸
系统要求
最低系统配置要求:
为什么 要来GOG.com购买?
DRM FREE. 无需激活或联网验证即可开始游玩。
保障与满意度,完美支持24/7最多30天內全额退款。
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
26 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles
游戏详情
操作系统:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
发行时间:
{{'2004-10-28T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
大小:
3.4 GB
链接:
评分:
ESRB 评级: Teen (Violence, Blood, Suggestive Themes, Language, Use of Alcohol)

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Posted on: September 23, 2025

Merciz

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游戏: 68 评论: 1

can't recommend this yet

as it stands right now, i can't recommend getting this because of the performance issues. tried everything i could to make it work ( i did get to start playing the game but the character looks like it's running through a stick of thick butter so it barely moves ) until they fix this performance issue i can't recommend this game.


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Posted on: October 5, 2025

Obsc3n3

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游戏: 71 评论: 1

Doesn't start

The game won't start, all you get is a black screen. Don't waste your money


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Posted on: October 13, 2025

taigah

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游戏: 78 评论: 3

Not a good game.

Its funny and well written yes but the gameplay is tedious and repetetive, just overall bad. The "remastered" version isnt worth it. I have a feeling its not even running smoothly on modern computers.


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Posted on: August 9, 2024

Razielo

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游戏: 382 评论: 3

You stole my Game!

Why did you replace my original purchase with abomination! Add the original Version as an alternative download asap! The "new" one doesn't work at all!


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Posted on: January 27, 2025

plays nice

funny game ....every one should play it once


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