Posted on: May 12, 2023

FeliGabiLecchini
验证所有者游戏: 31 评论: 10
An empty skeleton of a game...
You buy this game hoping to be the very lord and master of the evolution of species itself. But instead you get an loosely tied up bundle of 5 mini games that pretty much suck: First mini game) The cell stage. You play as an amoeba that eats meatballs and/or puke-green veggie balls until you're so fat and greasy that (somehow) your brain gets bigger and smarter, so you realise that you should pull yourself out of the primordial ooze mud-pond that is your microscopic neighbourhood. Second mini game) The creature stage. Now that you are out of the water and able to stretch your new and shiny legs and arms you are ready to beat the living crap out of the other species that also had the never to evolve just like you ! Third mini game) The tribe stage. Basically is the same game as the second, but now at tribe scale. You hunt for food, you practice your animal husbandry skills, practice your artistic strings with some crude instruments and then....you beat the living crap out of other tribes until you win. Fourth mini game) The civilisation stage. Again, the SAME as (2) and (3), but at INDUSTRIAL SCALE and at the modern times too. You will (sigh) beat the living crap out of your enemy civilisations by throwing them tanks, gun boats and combat aircraft. At some point you will shoot at HUGE missile at the planet itself and everybody dies and you win. Fifth mini game) The space stage. WELCOME TO LIMBO. Yes, and I say limbo because once you enter here the simulation never ends. You explore star systems, you create colonies, you trade spices, you BEAT THE LIVING CRAP out of enemy species and at the endgame you face a race of cyborg-like creatures that are the enemies of the galaxy...BUT, don't get your hopes up, they are unbeatable. Yup, they're just there to piss you off. OH, and you should get to the center of the galaxy to meet Steve, he will give you an garbage artefact that lets you terraform exactly 42 planets and it will break after. MUCH EVO! SO SPACE! MANY FUN!
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