It's a "dating sim". Air quotes are fun, but a more salacious gesture might be appropriate here. The player is a sad and lonely loser who can't get a date, playing a game in which the main character is a sad and lonely loser who can't get a date - until a magical love fairy appears to help him out. (Or help her out - you can play as a woman because all the girls are bisexual.) It turns out that the secret to success with women is playing a match-3 game, and this part is addictive and very well done, with a lot of extra stuff bolted on to the core match-3 gameplay to keep it interesting. The other half of the game is stalking the girls, talking to them, buying them gifts, getting them drunk , and feeding them insane amounts of food. No, really. Want to ask a question? That will cost you a burger. Don't ask me why taking a girl home for the night fills up half her nutrition bar. With the Valentine's Day update, things got a lot harder. Also, the difficulty of the game increased with the introduction of the "alpha" game mode in which dates get more difficult without limit. Players who enjoy grinding will appreciate this, as will players who like to get 100% completion. Writing tends to be offensive, hilarious, or both, with the best/worst lines by far being... everything Kyu says. Voice acting is pretty good, although some people disagree here. The girls' voices can be turned off - how are real women expected to compete with such perfect fantasy creatures? Control is via mouse only, which gets the job done, but a few keyboard shortcuts would have been nice. I can only speculate about what I'm expected to do with my spare hand while playing this. It's fun and funny. It is not for the perpetually offended, or for people who have some sort of religious objection (e.g. Leviticus 18:17), and really not for kids. For the rest of us, thumbs up!
