This isn't a story so much as a parasocial fanwank about characters you're given no reason to care about who all act like annoying preteens, except for the literal preteen, who is like a hyperactive 5-year old. This is what passes for "characterization" in Weeblandia, you see. Play mostly involves going back and forth to fetch keys. When the time-loops are introduced it actively makes the game worse.
