So, I wanted to play the game as what is probably intended. I was met with massive censor pixels, and of course tried to get them gone, so to speak. Already here problems begin, since the patch needed to even have access to that menu (what? why even is this a thing?????) requires a specific game version, and while the extra section in the GOG launcher does have numerous version patches, for some reason (why does GOG not patch to latest game version automatically????), the game does not tell me what version I have installed, and as such I have absolutely no idea which patch to run, because that matters for some reason that is undoubtedly moronic, and the executable does not follow the same version numbering as the game itself, nor can I find it in any file in the game folders, so I have no way to figure out what game version I have installed, and I will absolutely not try all the patches. So, I won't get to experience the game at all, and as such, I would give the game (or GOG's handling of the game) 0 stars if possible.
